Getting straightened out

To be made in a mafia family or become a made-guy. To get fully inducted into the family.

Vinnie getting straightened out means he is now a made man in the family.

by Vinnie from Chicago December 30, 2024

Get a cat

Get a Cat (Phrase): A slang term meaning “to get married,” based on the humorous observation that many married couples often adopt cats as their first pet. The phrase suggests a cozy, domestic lifestyle associated with marriage.

Origin: The term “get a cat” is widely believed to have originated on TikTok in early 2023, when a creator named @CozyCoupleChronicles posted a viral video captioned “First comes love, then comes marriage… then comes a cat named Pickles.” The video, which featured a montage of newlywed couples adopting cats, quickly racked up millions of views and sparked a trend.

Soon, other creators joined in, using the phrase in captions like, “When you know it’s serious: they’re ready to get a cat 🐈” and parodying dating milestones with references to feline adoption. The hashtag #GetACat trended across platforms, with users sharing relationship updates and jokingly speculating when their significant others would be ready to “get a cat.”

By late 2024, the phrase had entered broader slang usage as a cheeky way to describe tying the knot, solidifying its status in modern lexicon.

“Did you hear, Sally and Roger are going to get a cat?”
“Oh how nice, they are such a cute couple.”

by RimJobJimSlob December 15, 2024

Get Bitches

Something you need to do now, or you will live with 3 cats and your grandmother Mabel

Go get bitches you virgin.

by AntiVirgin January 2, 2022

Getting Mantoned

When someone invites lots of people to an event then doesn't turn up.

Chris (in a group chat) hey guys let's meet up on Sunday for a ride.
Ben: yeah sweet, see you there
Jez: I'm in.
Jane: sounds great!

Sunday morning, Ben, Jez and Jane ready to go.

Ben: hey, is Chris coming?
Jez: nah, we're getting mantoned.

by Bobbert Jobbert February 5, 2024

getting with olders

When someone gets with someone older than they are, this usually occurs with Brentwood school girls who seem to be atcched with the idea of only going out with older boys at their school.

Person 1: “ hey your in my year want to come to a motive

Prestige girl: “you must be a fucking idiot your in my year no way! I’m only getting with olders”

by SemenLoaded April 22, 2019

Seven plus seven plus seven is what gets processed the most...fraud.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Seven plus seven plus seven is what gets processed the most...fraud.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 23, 2025

Get Bonked

A phrase that is said when somebody is hit on the head.

Person 1*Gets punches in the head
Person 2* Who hit them “Get Bonked!”

by NobakePancake September 6, 2020