Lasso baby

A child that is purposely conceived with the intention of roping in a man and prolonging an already doomed relationship. A woman who ropes a man into a relationship by intentionally getting pregnant.

Person A: OMG! Did you hear that Jen and Peter are having a baby.

Person B: yeah! It's totally a lasso baby.

by SloppySaturday September 24, 2016

Speaker baby

A person who was raised in a musical environment, constantly exposed to music or sound from a young age, often leading to a strong appreciation or connection to music.

He loves music a little too much, he's such a speaker baby

by speaker baby March 31, 2025

Baby daddy

Baby daddy is someone who you dont wanna call boyfriend but you still love him

I can’t wait for my baby daddy to get home

by King baby daddy May 20, 2024

The Baby Sitter

When you come in your partner's eyes and tell them to watch your kids.

I turned my last date into the baby sitter. When I was ready to pop I blasted off in her eyes and told her to watch my kids.

by Lateralus84 July 13, 2021

Baby Killer

Any child who chooses to speak or scream at random intervals while their parents are mid-coitus, causing the loss of boner.

Savvs is a baby killer.

by huuuuuge kok December 23, 2016

baby

babies are aliens who are weird and they cant even walk or talk !

babies.are.aliens
yes, babies aren't people.

Brenda: omg did you hear? Karen got a baby!
Linda: umm, don't you mean an alien?

by Ellie is cool March 21, 2022

Bull-Baby

When a bull (a dominant male who cuckholds husbands) has sexual relations with the wife of a couple and results in a pregnancy and birth of a bull-baby.

Jim: “is it true that Johnnys dad is a cuck?”
Beth: “Yes And he has been since before Johnny was born. Johnny could be a bull-baby!”

by Sweaty Mcsweat March 14, 2024