face-voiding

when someone is avoiding you you on facebook but you know that they're online as they're joining groups

Dayum that bitch is face-voiding me

by artic squirril April 8, 2010

happy meal face

a big fat ugly face.

Note: This term derives from a slang pun quoted by Chris Rock in one scene in the Jackie Chan movie Rush Hour (1998).

"Get your happy meal face out of my kitchen!"

by legs21 May 21, 2010

petty-face

When someone's face is so ugly its pathetic.

Damn girl, your boyfriend got a petty-face.

by Miss Kitty325 February 19, 2010

Face-app-phobia

Fear of allowing facebook applications to access your information.

Tom has face-app-phobia and will not return my Super Poke!

by ITZcoolGUY March 4, 2010

opposite face

An insult meaning your ass is where your face is supposed to be and vice versa.

a really good comeback

"opposite face"

by KILLAKURT203 March 24, 2010

Throw a baby at her face

An expression used when someone says or does something entirely stupid. The expression is related to someone having unprotected sex at a young age and getting knocked-up. Yeah, probably one of the stupidest things you could do. Getting knocked-up leads to babies, and so when someone says/does something really dumb, throw a baby at their face because if they want to do something that stupid, they'll probably end up doing even more stupid things like... oh, getting themselves pregnant. Just, don't really throw a baby at their face, it might harm the infant.

The "her" can be interchangeable to "his" or "their"

Girl 1: Nazis are Jews.
Girl 2: ... You're kidding me.
Girl 1: Aren't Nazis Jews?!
Girl 3: Just throw a baby at her face.

by a living spoon March 20, 2010

yer ma's face

the ultimate comeback for the typical slag-fest

Person one: "Aye, yer ma"
Person two: "Aye, yer face"
Person one: "Aye, yer ma's face!"

Quality...

by Turtle Genius December 31, 2009