Cut off your dick December

If you nut 10 times during december, you have to cut it off!

Example:

''Yo dude! Have you nutted more than 10 times this december?''
''Yeah, why?''
''Bro, you do know its ''Cut off your dick December right? YOU HAVE TO CUT OFF YOUR DICK NOW!''

by Chingchanu November 10, 2021

burning off

when someone smoke’s a cigarette, marijuana or anything that requires you to spark and inhale and proceeds to think about you in anyway.

Chillian: Why are you lighting so late?

Wounda: Ughh, I can get my mind off you know who, burning off. Wanna sip?

Chillian: No thanks, I can’t burn off and think of someone, it’s contradicting to my recreation, haha

by Mrs Mrs Mrs July 24, 2022

Off the table

I would curl your lil toes, flip you over, and keep pumping.

Hym "Yeah, somevody wanted me to respond to that so.... There. At least, that's what I did to the last one 😉 But that's neither here nor there. I already told you: OFF THE TABLE. You're practically my niece at this point and it's gross."

by Hym Iam January 14, 2023

Shaq off

Similar to a jack off, but a shaq off. This one goes out to my boy Shaquon.

Guy 1: Duuude, I'm so bored right now.
Guy 2: You know what can fix that?
Guy 1 and Guy 2: A shaq off!

by JlNX November 24, 2023

Break off talks

Meaning to interupt conversations or disagreeing with them.

Girl: "I want to come in a limo, get that 1,000 dollar dress I've always wanted,and I want to.."

Dad: "Woah, no. 1,000 dollars for a dress?!"

Girl: " Dad, why do you always break off talks?!"

by S_M.A/R-t April 18, 2009

Fuck off

This means that she is definitely into you

Guy 1: "Wanna go out?"
Girl 1: "No fuck off."
Guy 2: "She into you!"

by Myballsareblue January 31, 2023

Derp off

When a collection of people prone to derping gather and try to out derp each other.

Mike Huckabee and Rick Santorum seem to be having an epic DERP OFF.

by Slackisgabe June 4, 2015