HighBEARbating

A masturbating bear gets high, then sleeps for a season.....OR, a guy who gets so high that he jerks off a hibernating bear.

TIM IS NOT GOOD TO BRING ALONG CAMPING. LAST TIME HE CAME ALONG, HE HAD TOO MUCH TO DRINK AND WOUND UP HIGHBEARBATING AT OUR CAMP GROUNDS UNTIL THE FOLLOWING SEASON.

by RiffleForce June 10, 2018

High School Jet Pack

a term used to describe a backpack with two cans of monster or other body destroying energy drinks in either side appearing as exhaust nozzles on a jet pack

edgy Teen#1 damn bro you look tired

edgy Teen#2: yeah, i had to put on the ol high school jet pack.

by rushtactics777 June 18, 2018

high school

a place where kids learn useless information they will never use

Student : is high school really necessary to tell us how to live
Teacher : 2(34+6)= 34(6=789)

by @realathlete May 9, 2018

high school

a place that is the gateway to hell (middle school being the death pits of souls eternally burning) so a little better than middle school but still hell

hell high school is crawling out of hell

by pepe can be saved March 12, 2018

high stokes

the perfect balance between hype and chill.

Greg: Yo I heard you went skydiving?
Bryson: Yeah man, high stokes.

by skyhighskittles May 14, 2018

High School

High School is where everyone gets high except for the 10 % good Students if you ever see Aly in the hall asking you to Jul just say " HEy AlY IM 2 Cool 2 JuL " or Bryan asking if you want weed reject him if justin wants to ask you out reject him also freshmen that senior you thot liked you he really isnt into you dont send nudes To leslie she will probably move to mexico

Leslies getting High in High school
stay High In High School

by Ladybugmoons July 16, 2018

high school

where you learn how to use weed

“man i studied for that high school drug test by taking all the drugs”

by 69fuckmaster July 21, 2018