Asian Mushroom Sex

The act of getting high and having sex with a random Asian. After Asian Mushroom Sex, your penis will throb and sex will hurt unless it is with an Asian.

At Tod's funeral, the cause was finally told to his friends and family. He preformed Asian Mushroom Sex and committed suicide just from the thought of having sex with another Asian.

by TheTruthSpeaker679 June 19, 2016

Verbally Sex Attacked

When your male friends attack you with such terrorizing homoerotic comments and insults that you actually turn gay.

"Caleb was verbally sex attacked yesterday. All he can do now is suck dicks."

by Jackkannoff April 3, 2020

Stop Sign Sex

Sex involving a stop sign

Dude, is stop sign sex a thing? Anything is a thing when you add sex to it.

by GlucoseWizard May 29, 2020

Nikoli the Sex god

This is always a Nikoli or Nicholas. He makes an amazing friend and fantastic lover. He knows exactly how to please a woman. Usually with deep thick strokes. He has made women almost pass out from pleasure. He has many women that want his attention, but he is very selective. You have to earn his attention.

Nikoli the Sex god made me scream last night.

by Loora September 2, 2020

re-entry sex

An astronaut sent to space re-enters the atmosphere, returns home, and has sex with his/her partner.

Karen L. Nyberg and Douglas G. Hurley had re-entry sex after their re-entry into Earth's atmosphere in 2000.

by Frosty the Snowman January 20, 2013

'if' one needed sex

a humorous aside to the constant status of the male.

there is no 'IF', 'possibly', 'probably' or 'maybe'; for the male! the male CONSTANTLY needs sex!! (with the exception of when the "big game" is on!! -or when the male has JUST 'e-jacked' !!

i'd hit that in a heartbeat, 'IF' i needed sex!!

she/he has high "doability", 'IF' one needed sex!!

'IF' one needed sex, they could "quaf their quim joys" with that!!

by michael foolsley October 30, 2011

Gay anal sex

How gay couples have sex. Usually done after one man gets done sucking another man's dick.

While Liam was taking a shower, Austin walked in and saw liam's massive cock. Liam tried to cover it up but Austin wanted to touch it. After Austin touched it, Liam wanted to see and touch Austin's. Soon Austin was on his knees sucking Liams dick. He was getting troatfucked so hard that he had Liam I'm in his mouth. Afterwards, Liam sucked off Austin. Austin than turned around and told Liam to stick it in him. Liam got behind Austin and tried to penetrate him. Once Liam was inside, he pumped away. After ducking Austin for a while, Liam turned around so Austin could fuck him in the ass. Before screwing Liam, autin kicked Liams butthole clean. He than stick his dick inside Liams butt and pumped away. After he had finished, he got on his knees and sucked Liam off again. They both than got into the 69 position and started to suck each other's dick. After they finished they finished their shower and went back at it on the bed. That is a brief description of gay anal sex.

by Urbandictionarynerdthatlikedic February 12, 2023