Nicking off

Masturbating in a public place (also ‘Nicking himself off’)

That filthy prick was nicking off behind the sheds when the groundskeeper caught him.

by FaaastEddie January 22, 2022

Fall off in your shit

When you fall off in somebody shit you beat the fuck out of them or hit them or fight them normally use towards women who don’t know how to keep their hands to themselves

Keep putting your hands on me and I’m a fall off in your shit

See if I fall off in your shit now I’m wrong

by Of_77n22nd February 11, 2025

Shifted off

Shifted off ; is when you fuck up or ruin the climax of your master plan.

I was so totally shifted off when ineeded a screenshot with the time and drop down, I was so excited, I was three finger swiping to fast, so the screenshot command didn't recognize/register.

by Bryn Benn April 23, 2020

Cyber Send Off

When someone looks better in their pictures (ex. Instagram, Twitter Avi, Profile Pictures) than they do in REAL LIFE.

Roy: How did that date go with that girl you met on Instagram?

Aaron: Bro, she was a cyber send off! She looked NOTHING like her pictures!

by Erik17 March 29, 2014

sly one off

Having a cheeky wank without anyone knowing.

Be right back I'm off to sly one off before my wife gets back

by Just the tips November 4, 2018

Fuck off

Go away, get lost, scram, an imperative used to angrily dismiss something/someone. When someone says this to you they are telling you not to get involved with them, they want you to absence yourself from their presence, to stop bothering them or to get out their face immediately.

Person 1: Your hair looks like shit
Person 2: Fuck off

by Shakespearerocks February 10, 2024

What has been kicking off on apterous?

A phrase uttered by a variety of word nerds that is invariably answered by "Dylan Taylor".
Previously: "James Nguyen", "Richard Brittain".

"Any news? What has been kicking off on apterous?"
"Dylan Taylor. You know, the incredibly attractive one."

by lenoz January 22, 2014