Self Isolating

Pretending to have a cough so you can go home for a mega mastabation marathon.

14 days at home, alone, with all the toilet paper you can get your hands on.

I've emptied Tesco of all the toilet roll. I'm off home now to do some "Self Isolating". I hope my wrist holds out.

by HoopeyPoops March 17, 2020

Self-Jocking

To be openly and shamelessly self-absorbed, placing yourself on a pedestal, most times undeservedly and annoyingly so. Being on your own nuts, as if you’re figuratively sucking yourself off for attention and identity-creating affirmation. Auto-hypersensationalism.

Instagram is an excellent platform to observe excessive self-jocking behavior, which reeks of desperation.

by Kirkury October 22, 2020

Self care

I switched the time zone, but what do I know?
Spendin' nights hitchhikin', where will I go?
I could fly home, with my eyes closed
But it'd get kinda hard to see, that's no surprise though
And you could find me, I ain't hidin'
I don't move my feet when I be glidin'
I just slide in and then I roll out

Self care-rip Mac miller 2018

by Mac fan rip Mac miller 2018 September 19, 2023

Self-D

When a girl is giving a blow job and decides to snap a selfie.

When going down on a guy, it's always best to capture the moment and excitement by snapping a quick self-d

by Dicky Dillpickle October 27, 2016

Self-opp

A self opp is someone who sabatoges themselves with or without knowing the consiquences.

Because you did not study for the spanish test that you failed, you are a self-opp for real.

by Wirtuals Baby Daddy September 6, 2022

self-correctation

the process of immediately correcting one’s own social network post after auto-correct on the mobile device screws up the original meaning.

Steve: Good game. Props to Catherine for honoring her world.

a couple of seconds later...

Steve: Self-correctation: word

by CatherineAF October 7, 2011

self-crunchious

the awkward feeling when you are eating something very crunchy in a crowded but very quiet room

It is too quiet in here to eat carrots. It makes me feel self-crunchious.

by hmcdesq October 11, 2018