(not so) elegantly wasted

To become so intoxicated after consuming alcohol and/or drugs that your body can no longer handle the toxicity and needs to get rid of it. The "(not so) elegantly" refers to the methods your body uses to expel the intoxicants (vomiting, etc)

My bestie got so trashed drunk last night at the party that she got nauseous and puked all over herself. Guess you could say that she was (not so) elegantly wasted.

by HasFurTwins December 30, 2023

waste-oid

a Detroit original: a person currently living in, or who has lived in a wasteland. Can be described as an over-eager-suburbanite who desperately wants to be part of the city, and usually claims to be from part of the city, despite obvious social and cultural differences that make it apparent that they are NOT from the city. Marshall Mathers.

The record store was temporarily closed due to a fight that had broke out earlier between two waste-oids argueing over the last ICP cd.

by Mel March 4, 2005

Wasting food

A polite way to say that one is in the process of relinquishing food from a recently consumed meal.

Person #1 (through bathroom door): What are you doing in there?
Person #2: I'm wasting food, leave me alone.
Person #3: Respect.

by McHarv July 28, 2005

Waste of money

When you end up spending all your money on your kids Pokémon card collection.

I just used Susie’s last, what a waste of money.

by Freddyfriday June 13, 2025

Walter Wasted

Being so drunk you gain an entirely new persona

Bro you were so Walter wasted last night you argued with the bartender on the name on the tab because it didn't say Walter

by Dirty Dirty Delux August 6, 2022

markham waste

pavissan

oh, ur pavissan? The markham waste?

by kottai September 20, 2022

lil nads wasted

Getting blackout drunk, peeing on the floor of a gas station and then waking up in the hospital with a black eye on your birthday with no memory of the precious night.

yo! let’s get lil nads wasted tonight

by dwaynecial August 24, 2019