twat waffle

Term of derision, along the lines of douche bag. Can be used when joking with friends as well. This word was in use in Bucks County, PA as early as 1990 by high school kids.

"Listen twat waffle, I'm gonna kick your teeth in." - unfriendly
"Yo twat waffle, come grab a beer." - friendly

by TommyG21 April 8, 2010

twatt waffle

a vagina that excretes a syrup like substance and resembles a waffle

Barbra Walters, Hillary Clinton, Dick Chaney, Hitler, Chucky Cheese, Cher,are all twatt waffles

by Cuntmiester Flex May 4, 2009

Rofl Waffle

When your having sex you take a crap on the girls chest and hit it with a tennis racket. Thus creating a waffle of rofl.

Jeremiah made an excellent rofl waffle on Esther's chest last night.

by RoflWaffleCrapper January 7, 2010

waffle cake

a load of bullshit that someone may tell you about themselves or other people.

Friend:yo what did you do today?
Moe:yeh you wont believe what happend i got into this fat beef and then i found this gat next to me so i shot one of the guys.
Friend:Allow you and you waffle cake.

by gedi January 5, 2007

waffle stomp

The act of pressing one's fecies through a slotted shower drain cover after douching one's anus in the shower in preparation for engaging in anal sex.

"Damn, man, you gotta get a removable shower drain cover. I just spent fifteen minutes waffle stomping my shit down the drain!"

by RobBobberts July 11, 2022

waffle boy

slang;indecisive -
it means John Kerry

"I am for it and against it" - John Kerry

by Don't look at it !!!!!!!!!! August 20, 2004

Orange Waffle

A blue waffle with a little too much spray-on tan

That orange waffle smelled like tuna, sauerkraut, skunk, and dead rabbit

blue waffle spray-on tan

by Brandon Watson September 6, 2010