J-Unit

Def. 1 - Southern California gang known to jump bitches and fuck hos (commonly known to give back to the community by warding off other gangs through deadly dance-offs).

Def. 2 - Bunch of thugs. Acceptance only granted to those who have killed a person before.

Etymology: Hispanic background. Created when a Mexican accidently combined the word "it" with the name of a close friend "Jun."

Woah, that guy's from J-Unit, don't mess with him.

Look, that's J-Unit over there.

I like sandwiches, punani, and J-Unit.

by Honorary Member March 3, 2005

G-Unit

I assume it means Gorilla Unit 'cause that's what was printed on their shirts during SNL.

On a different note...I hope they're not ignorantly trying to reference a body part 'cause gorillas actually have very small "units".

by reese January 17, 2004

OMG-Unit

An embellished form or omg. Usually used as a parody of an arleady pointless acronym

Bert: I just got an Xbox360
Me: OMG-Unit your cool now {/sarcasm

by KiNG`Joey March 19, 2007

big unit

Randy Johnson the former big league pitcher who pitched for several teams throughout his brilliant career was nicknamed the big unit.

Johnson was called the big unit for several reasons . He was the tallest pitcher in major league history measuring 6'11" and being a southpaw, it was almost impossible for lefties to get a hit off Johnson. Furthermore, there are several words that mean penis such as dick, cock, johnson....etc. So, Randy Johnson, who was known as a real asshole and physically resembled a huge penis was given the nickname "the big unit"

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 12, 2017

G g g g Unit

An adlib said by rapper group G-unit consisting of 50 cent, The Game, Lloyd Banks, and young bucks. All these other definitions are dumb

"G g g g unit" -the beginning of a song.

by Stellaris February 19, 2021

unitard

A person who uses unicode letter replacements in order to be cool in the online word. These people also usually think they can hack, but have never written a line of code in their life.

₤ãώđ　 Øf　 βГăıń　 ∑ă╥ıй 　ζǿmβìέš　　　is a perfect example of a unitard

by bentangle January 27, 2009

Unitarian Universalist Parents

Parents who practice the liberal religion of Unitarian Universalism. They are usually amazingly tolerant, and open to letting their kids explore whatever they want (i.e. their bodies, hallucinogens, alcohol, other kids' bodies, ETC.) Unitarian moms and dads are incredible cooks, and they always use organic ingredients they picked at the local farm. They're often (but not always) of higher income, and 99.9% of them vote Democrat simply because they're far too smart to do otherwise. Their kids grow up to be well-rounded and successful, and many of them go to work for the Diplomatic Corps. The best thing about Unitarian Universalist parents is that they love their kids no matter what. They don't give a cosmic f**k if their son or daughter grows up and finds a new religion, discovers he or she is gay, or elopes with a dirty, shoeless hippie. They'll just give them a hug and invite them (and the shoeless hippie spouse) over for a gourmet tofu steak and some imported beer.

Unitarian teenager: Bye, Mom and Mom! I'm going to a 4/20 party!
Unitarian mom: Have a good time, honey. Remember to bring some condoms.
Other Unitarian mom: Call us if you think you'll be home by tomorrow!

One year later...

Unitarian teenager: Mom and Mom! I was accepted to Harvard!
Unitarian mom: That's fantastic, honey. I knew all those years of Mandarin Chinese, French, Tagalog, Russian, Arabic, Portuguese, Afrikaans, and conversational Greek lessons would pay off!
Other Unitarian mom: Let's go on a spirit journey in the Sahara Desert to celebrate!

As you can see, Unitarian Universalist Parents are the only parents who know how to live.

by I See Dead People August 27, 2013