by Joey Woberts May 04, 2006
After having shards of broken glass in his asshole, Mike will think twice before he lets Bill Thomas Edison him again.
by Rudery April 25, 2011
One of the strangest, most difficult, and most awesome schools around. Much of the population consists of nerds, dorks, and wannabe preps; however, social lives exist. Contains geniuses as well as stupid people who cheat themselves into the school. Stereotypes are not always true and are often supported by the students themselves.
Freshmen flocked to the swimming pool on the third floor on the first day of school.
She cried all day after asian-failing calculus. The B+ on her report card woudl surely lower her GPA.
She cried all day after asian-failing calculus. The B+ on her report card woudl surely lower her GPA.
by hello February 08, 2005
A great school filled with academically masochistic students. Offers many rigorous courses, such as Quantum Mechanics and Differential Equations. Includes a wealth of different students; yes, there are jocks and preps. Some of the most amazing teachers that exist teach there. Here are some common stereotypes about TJ:
1. They're all nerds.
There's nothing wrong with being a nerd. It just means that they'll end up being more successful than most people, that's all.
2. No one does drugs there.
Is that a bad thing?
3. Everyone's stuck-up.
And there aren't any of those people in your school? Obviously, there are some arrogant people, but most of the population is accepting and intelligent.
4. No one has a social life.
You don't go to the school.
5. You get like six hours of homework every day.
...only if you're a Junior.
6. Everyone's Asian.
Ok, so there are a lot of Asians in the school. Doesn't mean that people shun you just because you're in another ethnic group.
7. ...there's more, but I need to finish my French homework so I don't get screwed tomorrow.
Really, it gives you a good, solid foundation. Go there if you don't believe me.
1. They're all nerds.
There's nothing wrong with being a nerd. It just means that they'll end up being more successful than most people, that's all.
2. No one does drugs there.
Is that a bad thing?
3. Everyone's stuck-up.
And there aren't any of those people in your school? Obviously, there are some arrogant people, but most of the population is accepting and intelligent.
4. No one has a social life.
You don't go to the school.
5. You get like six hours of homework every day.
...only if you're a Junior.
6. Everyone's Asian.
Ok, so there are a lot of Asians in the school. Doesn't mean that people shun you just because you're in another ethnic group.
7. ...there's more, but I need to finish my French homework so I don't get screwed tomorrow.
Really, it gives you a good, solid foundation. Go there if you don't believe me.
1: Omg, liek every1s azn!!!!!!111111
2: Actually, most people are white, and Asians aren't to be feared. Unless you want them to be.
1: Thomas Jefferson sucks because you're all nerds.
2: Say that when I'm your boss fifteen years from now.
2: Actually, most people are white, and Asians aren't to be feared. Unless you want them to be.
1: Thomas Jefferson sucks because you're all nerds.
2: Say that when I'm your boss fifteen years from now.
by vlyper September 13, 2006
Thomas James is sexy, usually married to a very serious woman who loves him with most of her heart. Thomas James will achieve every goal he has when it comes to his studies and school work. Thomas James works best as a drug and alcohol counselor or a hypnotherapist.
Thomas James just hypnotized us during drug rehab therapy and now nobody wants to drink or do drugs anymore.
by DrankSmart April 28, 2020
Thomas's Hair is a powerful being, Just like how Clifford the big red dog grew because of how much he was loved, Thomas's hair gained power due to the amount of effort put into it. Thomas's hair is an extremely powerful being, and there are several people who warship it and give compliments to Thomas (all of them Thomas's imaginary friends).
Wow Thomas's hair is crazy
Yeah he must put a lot of effort into it
*Thomas's hair ends world hunger*
Yeah he must put a lot of effort into it
*Thomas's hair ends world hunger*
by JonesGotBones January 16, 2023
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