The Ohio State University

A university located in Columbus Ohio. A member of a conference of universities of whom ALL of which are ranked within the top 30 public universities in the nation, a fact which no other conference can claim to, especially the SEC, which only has one school which is worth a shit. Ohio State prides itself in being a university that does more than recruit good college football players, because as it turns out, in the big scheme of things winning football games and hiesman trophies doesn't really mean shit. Though ironically, Ohio State has won more games and heisman trophies than almost anyone.
Oh, you care about what you do with your life AFTER college? Go to The Ohio State University or another Big Ten school
by bucks_rule January 25, 2011
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San Diego State

In 2 weeks at State all of this can happen.... 3 people in jail, one in mexican jail! a sleepover at a mexican taxi cab drivers house, 3 drunk girls wet the bed, 3 hospital visits. taking care of drunk RA's, floor whore gets around some more, watch out for couples in the shower(straight and gay) and unlocked doors, roomate violence and walks of shame! oh ya and all of this is told to you the next morning b/c you obviously blacked out!!
Roomate A: i have a test today
Roomate B: what class?
Roomate A: no, i think i have Herpes!
Roomate B: ya know what they say, 1 in 4 girls have an STD at San Diego State
by Tenochca April 28, 2006
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Oregon State University

Four year university located in Corvallis, Oregon. Regarded as one of the best engineering schools in the world. Other notable programs include Pharmacy, Forestry, and Veterinary Medicine.
"I go to school at Oregon State University"
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United States of America

Thumbs down, Thumbs up, or whatever you want, but at leat hear me out first.----------

The country located between Mexico (to the south) and Canada (to the north).

Most people hate the USA for being imperfect, but they fail to see the TRUE America

1) Not everyone here is an obnoxious prick. There are some acctually informed and nice people here, as well as assholes, just like in EVERY OTHER COUNTRY.

2) Of course we are proud to be American, but that doesn't mean we are arrogant. If you are not proud of your country, then why do you live there?

3)Not every American is diebetic and fat, so shut the fuck up.

4)Yea, we know that some countries dislike us, we also know that we have allies as well. And we DO know that there are other countries that exist beyond the USA. Were not as retarded as you think.

5)We know our government is not perfect

6) Unfortunately, most people judge us before they even know us

Now before you get upset, im not saying there os no country that understands the USA
The United States of America is home to the largest Naval Base in the world, in Norfolk, Virginia. And also the oldest constitutuion that is still in effet today.

Most Non-Americans: Say, are you American?

Non-Ignorant American: Yes.

Most Non-Americans: I can smell the arrogance and hamburgers on you from here! Get away from me----

American: I honestly have no response to that :|

***I am proud to be american, as you are proud to be whatever nationality you come from.
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Appalachian State University

A rapidly growing university located in Boone, North Carolina.

Harvesting a 3-time national championship football team who defeated Michigan University in their 2007 season opener, the Mountaineers of Appalachian State are nothing short of a dynasty.
"Appalachian State University dominates in football."

"Appalachian State University students and faculty dominate in life."

"Appalachian State University dominates."
by A.DavisTheMountaineer March 14, 2008
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Portland State University

University located in downtown Portland, Oregon, the largest state univerity in Oregon and home of the Vikings sports teams. Was formerly called Vanport College.
I go to Portland State University and have the student loans to prove it.
by pdxkatt July 05, 2004
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Michigan State University

1. More fun than the University of Michigan.

2. Not filled with snobby assholes.

3. Best party school around.

4. Big Ten sports, awesome basketball team.
1. If you like to study, go to U of M. If you like to party, go to state.

2. State students don't automatically think they are better than the rest of the world. I got into the University of Michigan, but I chose to go to state because my head isn't stuck up my ass.

3. "Michigan State University will no longer be considered for our annual list of party schools because we feel it is unfair to include professionals on a list of amateurs." -Playboy
Not even tear gas can keep us from having a good time.

4. NCAA men's basketball team (26-7)repeatedly in final four.
by jen85 May 20, 2005
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