Smell the swell

The act of scratching your balls to smell your junk before intercourse. The more alcohol consumed the more stank tolerated.

I had to smell the swell to make sure it didn't overpower Erin's mud flaps.

by Funkywhitemonkey November 20, 2019

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love smelling

when you crush more than orange soda.
(aka when you have a bunch of crushes at the same time/are crushing on almost everyone. whoops)

Person A: You have waaay too many crushes.
Person B: Nah, man, I'm just love smelling.

by mikeymisfitstee February 17, 2017

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A dirty old secretary working near the main entrance to an office. This individual has an enhanced sense of smell and can easily pick up the smell of alcohol after you've come back from a kick-ass lunch break.

Here chew this gum before we head into this hell hole. Otherwise, that dirty smell mouse will take great delight in telling the boss.

by Jaba Shanks March 3, 2020

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Smell's Drift

Smell's Drift was a key strategic outpost in the mouth-nose war used as a hospital and barracks for the small 2nd Smellogorgon Division under the command of Smeneral Nostril Nosington and was a battle that within a result had left only two smellomarines alive.

(This is a meme that me and my friends made during school, it has a very complex lore and we wrote about 3 A4 sides of paper about this war and the many ranks and divisions inside of the Smellogorgon Army, I'll be making even more of these battles if my brain has enough capicity in it..)

"Smell's Drift was a brutal battle wouldn't you say?"
"Aye, I would my friend.."

by smellogorgon October 11, 2019

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