mud rat

Synonymous with poop.

I'm heading to the john to twist off a mud rat.

by Zoo Master August 3, 2011

mud in the eye

when you've had a poo and not wiped your bum properly resulting in an annoying itch.

"I've got an itchy arse, must still have some mud in the eye"

by mandini01 June 9, 2009

mud flaps

a description of the female vagina after excessive sexual permiscuousness

man, that chick is fine.
nah, man, my boy says she's got a nasty ass-pair of mud flaps!

by somechick June 11, 2006

mud slut

A mud slut is a slang name for a sand nigger's wife.

A mud slut is a black slut that lives in a primitive mud hut who can't stop fucking anyone with a cock.

Mud Slut is slang for a promiscuous black girl.

"Debbie what if one of those black bitches makes the cheerleading team?" "What! Are you out of your fucking mind Regina, those mud sluts wouldn't even know how to make a cake!"

"I don't want that mud slut anywhere near Kyle!"

If that dirty little mud slut thinks she can wheedle her way into this country, and into this families money, she has another thing coming!"

by [e-mail] August 19, 2006

mud slap

What I do to Paul nightly.

I just mud-slapped Paul like a whore.

by ry June 11, 2003

mud sandwich

the act of eating out a woman while she is taking a shit

Dude i just totally ate her mud sandwich. yumm!!!

by pimpdadyv July 10, 2010

Mud flap

The male scrotum (balls); What men use to keep mud (shit) off of ones penis while dropping a wicked doo-doo bomb.

Man, I had some wicked diarrhea last night; I'd have doo-doo all over dick, if it weren't for my mud flap!

by billy_banana May 23, 2010