Fart Wash

Along the order of a "Belch Wash", "Fart Wash" is the unpleasant odor product of flatulance in the proximity of another person who unknowingly and unavoidably walks through it, smells the sour contents of the belcher's lower intestines and has a negative reaction.

I had been thinking to myself; “Oh Lord! There’s something not right in me”. Between last night’s rich dinner of Halibut & Scotch, the three spicy Bloody Mary’s & beer backers that I drank at brunch with that huge omelet, bacon and hash browns, my ass is on fire. As we walked away from the table, I cautiously expelled a long silent searing hot fart; I still can not believe I did not shit myself! An unsuspecting family of eager diners walking to their seats passed right through my Fart Wash; their facial expressions were priceless. Probably lost their appetite! Nicely played sir!

by moleary70 September 1, 2011

Chance Fart

To expel flatus with the knowledge that something in additional to your ill wind is coming out.

Oh no! I took a chance fart and lost!

by dasboot007 August 12, 2009

Sniper Fart

A Sniper Fart is when a person or "Sniper" passes gas silently amongst a group of people. The group of people (hereby referred to as "Targets") cannot tell who dealt the killing blow, but certainly know that someone has them in their cross hairs. A "kill" would be in reference to when the sniper takes a shot, and the target cannot identify the sniper, thus deemed a successful mission. A "miss" however, is when the sniper is identified by it's target(s), in turn, deeming this an unsuccessful mission.

Snipers should avoid the following: egg whites, Fibre One bars, coffee, etc.

Shooting Ranges: elevators, parks & playgrounds, family photos, etc.

**Footnote: no mission is completely unsuccessful if the smell is horrendous.

"Man what's that smell?"

"I don't know."

"Dude, did you just drop a Sniper Fart"

**Grins**

by Batcan May 9, 2013

Assassination Fart

When you have to fart and you save it for one purpose. Then after it brews in your rectum for a long enough time you take your position to let the assassination fart out of your brownhole to seek its vengeance on those targeted. This type of fart is specifically classified by its 100% silent release from the rectum and its room clearing and gag inducing capabilities.

As we played Black-Ops Jake decided to plot and execute a strategic assassination fart, he cleared the living room and caused others to drop their controllers causing online deaths and real life gagging and dry heaving.

by ROBOCHAD August 9, 2012

Carload of Farts

A "Carload of Farts" is when you constantly are ripping ass in a car. Hence having a "Carload of Farts," your car is filled with farts.

Ted Pillman sings the classic song "Carload of Farts"

"Hey dude Adam's car smelled like ass man." - Tom
Yeah dude he's always got a carload of farts" - Steve

by Johnson Johnsonson November 13, 2009

Fart Sock

When you’ve been pink socked so many times, that a good fart will cause a self inflicted pink sock.

Damnit, I just fart socked my self!

by Mullets and Mustcahes September 13, 2018

fart chorus

When two or more people fart succession

I was in the public toilets the other day and I let rip, next thing I knew there was a fart chorus going, there was at least another 4 people doing it, we did Britney spears song hit me one more time, we stank though

by mitch00uk April 21, 2015