take one for the team

to allow yourself to get hit by a pitch in order to improve your team's chances of winning a baseball team.

Johnny, I know you can do it. You've struck out every at-bat this season and you really suck, obviously, so get out there and take one for the team!

by Nick D February 27, 2003

take care now

After a blase date, an ironic parting statement by the dumper inasmuch as he/she could actually care less about the dumpee's well-being because they don't expect to ever see them again.

Jasper: "Well... I had fun. I think it's great that we..."

Molly: "Uh huh... take care now."

by dookeyboy November 23, 2010

taher

Ninja of Assassination

Beautiful
Charming
Handsome

Ladies man
Christian
Master of stealth, stealth, and speed

Taher is awesome

by Christian of God October 25, 2017

Take my talents to South Beach

Another term for taking a dump. Modeled after Lebron James' announcement he was leaving the Cavs.

If you will excuse me I just ate a ton of food so I am going to take my talents to South Beach.

by oxenteam February 20, 2011

I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT

What one says while they are running towards the bathroom. Usually when the turtle is poking its head out and they are very close to having an accident in their pants.

*At the Office*
Don: Yah Bruce this weekend I took the family to-"
Tommy: "I GOTTA TAKE A SHIIIIIIIIIIT" (as he runs past the water cooler down the hallway to the bathrooms)
Don: "-to, ah, man.... i hope that Tommy gets to the bathroom in time."

by M Dogg May 31, 2005

Take-Away

What you can take from a situation or a presentation, in terms of understandings, insights etc

From the profit graph I can take away the fact that the RIF (reduction in force) was brilliant!

by Doron123 June 7, 2005

on the take

Being bribed to look the other way when the briber commits a crime or show favour to the briber despite his shortcomings.

"The police don't give a shit because they're all on the take" said the drunk.

by Gumba Gumba August 5, 2004