Ham and Cheese

A loaded gun.

Dont fuck with that fool cause he got that ham and cheese.

by Crestside rida May 05, 2012

Honeysuckle Ham

Waiting till your girl or Thot is sucking your engorged knob balls deep down her throat and jamming your finger in her ass without warning.

I have Rachel the Ole Honeysuckle Ham last night. You should have heard her gasping for air.

by Eaton Holgoode September 25, 2017

Sympathy Ham

Turning up at somoenes funeral, and instead of bringing a bunch of flowers or something, bringing a ham, with "Sorry For Your Loss" spelled out in cloves on it....

"Sorry for your loss Mary..... here's a ham, a sympathy ham...."

by Blathnaid April 10, 2010

ham banana

penis; the private area of a male's body; or a crude insult

Johnny slapped his ham banana against his playboy last night.

by amber-marie December 03, 2007

Go ham

To go H.A.M. means to Go home and masturbate.

Guy: dude I can't wait to go ham

Other dude: haha same, you gonna beat your meat to Christy?

Guy: yeah

The other dude: haha same.

by end.my.fucking.life May 03, 2019

Ham wallet

Slang for a woman's vagina.

I went on a date with this girl and she was super stingy with her lady parts. She wouldn't let me anywhere near her ham wallet!

by iamcoppo February 25, 2017

piece of ham

If a person is described as being a 'piece of ham' they have little if any personality. They are as lifeless, and generally as uninteresting as a piece of ham.

"that girl is about as fun as a piece of ham!"

by tizzzle. July 20, 2009