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Stroke to nut ratio

The amount of strokes it takes to nut
Dude I was pumpin ma sausage last night and I found out my stroke to nut ratio!!!!
by Jerkin July 28, 2016
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Stroking his goose

The bootcamp drill sergeant said "I don't want to catch anyone stroking his goose at night after taps!"
by Red Sam Black June 6, 2018
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Strokian

characteristic or reminiscent of the American alternative rock band The Strokes, specifically the sensible qualities and Post-9/11 influence most associated with The Strokes.
You like The Strokes?

Their early work was a little too 80's punk-rock for my taste. But when Is This It came out in '01, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp, Strokian sound, and a new sheen of punk-rock revival that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Kurt Cobain, but I think Julian Casablancas has a far more bitter, cynical sense of lyricism. In '03, Casablancas released this; Room on Fire!, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Reptilia". A song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the dangers of the peer pressure and the prevalence of drugs. It's also a personal statement about the band itself!
by TheCopFromNewYorkCityCops March 11, 2022
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the stroking leaves

The worst damn band ever. A mix between The Strokes and Leaves, 'the stroking leaves'. Horrible music and none of the members can even play instruments. TBS, Brand New, and Thursday rule, not the stroking leaves.
Yea these random people decided to make up some band called the stroking leaves, but noones ever heard of them.
by sob January 23, 2004
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the stroking leaves

Best frickin band ever!u dont need to be able 2 play any musical instruments, you just gotta feel the leaves. T
Were cool we can play the leaves! wow o look scotts not because hes listening to his week n weekend bands! haha leaves are cool... sundays not!
by SlAp Me Im NiCoLe! February 26, 2004
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face stroke

Waking up in the morning to a rough or light stroking of the face by a local professional.
Ben - "I have to wake up at 6 for my facestroke."
Carl - "Did you mean a back stroke?"
Ben - "No, I meant face stroke. Get out of here!"
Brennan - "Sorry Carl, orders are orders."
by SLEEKYx16 February 5, 2010
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pepper stroke

A handjob received from a sexual partner after handling very spicy food or peppers.
Mary is queen of the pepper stroke! She gave Peter the cayenne special the other night.
by San Diegites June 23, 2010
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