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Shifty Pete

To sneak off to a quiet place by ones self for a quick jerk of the gherkin.
1) "I've got 5 mins to kill, I might go to the toilet for a shifty pete..."
2) Rejected by his wife again, Jason snuck out to his shed for a shifty pete.
by SmakDaddy October 18, 2007
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Shifties

A game played by two or more players that involves throwing a water bottle or other irregularly shaped object to the other players. If a player makes a bad pass, fails to catch the bottle, or does not throw it quickly, he is out. A player must throw the bottle in the same manner in which they catch it. The player may throw it to another player by repeating the motion or continuing it in a fluid manner. When the game narrows down to two players, they play the best out of three wins. Additionally, a player can never be out on the first throw of any round. Players may not laser it to other players or throw with excessive force. This "ok" speed should be slightly faster than a quick underhand toss. If a player catches the bottle with one hand, they must throw it with one hand, and the same goes for two hands. Players must go for bottles passed close to them or within "playable distance."
Lets play some SHIFTIES!!!
by Jmal Soivachavich November 5, 2009
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Shift

The act of pooping. The sideways shift is the messiest, and the up shift is the most painful.
"Yo Shonak where u goin?"

"I have to shift."
by Wedgemeister April 12, 2010
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shifts

to masturbate vigeresouly JAY
i took shifts last night
by mizzark April 24, 2006
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Snifters

The act of rubbing your finger(s) up and around your rectum, and then sneaking up to an unsuspecting victim and placing it under their nose.
I just wrestled down Bobby and gave him the snifters!
by dink1212121 February 10, 2008
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shiftoneone

Used instead of an exclamation mark depending on how many 'one' there is that is the number of exclamation marks given, see below....
Jan is hot shiftoneone = Jan is hot !!
by Prince_VampirO September 27, 2005
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smift

short for semi-fat, any state between slim and fat
damn, fat bob joined track and became smift in 3 months!
by birendra gangar September 7, 2012
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