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Sperm Junky

A guy or gal that enjoys swallowing sperm. Quite possibly the same guy or girl does this several times at the same party.
That bitch/twink is a real sperm junky.
by FatBurrito September 25, 2010
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sperm poisioning

When a perfectly intelligent woman has sex with a totally inappropriate guy or a total jerk. His sperm has totally screwed up her mind so she cannot think straight. The only thing that can cure sperm poisioning is to stop having sex with the dude.
Alice: What the fuck does Cinderella see in that asshole.
Tinkerbell: IDK, After talking with her yesterday, I think she has sperm poisioning.
Alice: Shit, we lost her until she dumps his sorry ass.
by manlysmom July 8, 2011
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Spermy Wermies

Dat hawt, white, sticky liqwid dat daddy gives you and it taste oh so yum and makes you feel so tingly wingly inside of ur tummy wummy UwU
"Pweese gimme ur Spermy Wermies daddy UwU"
by Brokenslang May 14, 2020
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Austin's sperm

when it's 6:20 a.m & a horny boy wants to create a sperm milkshake and feed it to his partner.
"hey girl, what's some of Austin's sperm?"

"is it good?"

"YEAH, TOTALLY"
"DAMN, GIMME SOMEEE!"
of austin's sperm.
by bottombitch sar sar June 19, 2011
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Sperm Bank

The legal way to buy and sell children. Sperm are living things too, you know.
The only thing worth going to a sperm bank is that they pay you once you released your load.
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spermin

He was spermin it the bed.
by Kaley June 18, 2006
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stupid sperm

a turn out when a stupid mans sperm and a womens egg join to create the worlds biggest mistake and disappointment ever
you idiot you made me pregnant with this Stupid Sperm baby
by djdido September 1, 2010
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