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delly smooth

A fake nigger who acts hard but without a gun is nothing
by ShoopBoopNoop May 20, 2019
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koala sloth

Joey kidney's way of hugging someone
It can be hard to koala sloth.
by Whyhathmygodforsakenme April 28, 2019
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Sid the sloth

It's just Justin like what do you expect.
by unclewhiteprivallage September 20, 2021
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Smooth Criminal

When a drunk guy is peeing while standing up and leans from side to side as far as possible like Michael Jackson in the Smooth Criminal video, just to see how far he can go without falling over or losing control and pissing on everything.
Sorry about the wallpaper in your bathroom... I should've known I was too drunk to pull a smooth criminal... but at least I didn't puke!
by OkayCraaaaaiiiiiggggg October 23, 2017
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smooth shit

This light saber is the coolest. When I wanan be a bad guy I use the blue light and when I wanna be a good guy I just smooth shit to red.
by betty spread July 16, 2008
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Smooth Operator

When a man tucks his penis between his legs so that it looks like he has a vagina then displays the final product to others.
Rather than mooning the crowd, I gave them the Smooth Operator.
by Markrushon September 6, 2006
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slooth

Slooths are similar sloths, but bigger, and the DESPISE sloths. They are friendly creatures, they love to, eat and sleep (DON'T WE ALL?) but if you offend their 'Slooth King' they will attack you, and maybe kill you. They are not to be handled by unauthorized personal. Nearly went extinct last time they where handled my unauthorized personal. Only two remain, until they rebuild their civilization.
by Owlwllwlwl June 18, 2018
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