bebu simon

an abstract concept about a young man who wants to forget he has dated a whore, but everyone in his life only knows him for that

Look at Alberto, he is such a bebu simon, we only know him because he dated coca.

by hgaekelv May 14, 2024

Simon

Smart

Jens is not Simon

by Firegifguy May 10, 2022

simons opinion

something you don't care about, it is just shit.

Did you hear what trump said about china?
OMG that's such a simons opinion, Who even takes him seriously?

by YoloMcSwagLord June 13, 2016

Simon

This guy that goes to riverside and has a very nice jiggly ting on the back. Everyone wants to give him brain.

Simon fucked a dog.

Simon shot a nigga.

by that nigga nick the dick November 21, 2021

Simon

Simons are neat, tidy, and crazy. They are tall and they often times wear the classic black shorts. They hate everyone, except people they have formed specific attachments to. But when he loves you, there is no other feeling that's better. Simons crack jokes and game whenever they can. They are usually loud and sometimes obnoxious, and they ignore those who serve them no interest. If you are a Simon, you are very honest, but a vibe. ✨

a human: he's like nothing i've ever seen before, his name must be Simon

by honeyshortcake November 30, 2022

Simon Pandason

The son of Panda, not son of Simon.

He be the chosen one in Dune, he be Simon Pandason.

by SahaibP March 9, 2024

Simon

a polite otter

I'm going to make an account on urban dictionary just to put Simon's name as polite otter.

by Tippeki October 6, 2023