Simon

A Simon is a person with a huge pp. it’s as long as an anaconda and as thick as a soda can. A Simon will also fuck your girlfriend. Tip: if you have a girlfriend and a friend named Simon, keep them apart cuz he will slay her pussy.

Joe: Hey, Simon fucked my girlfriend last night
Bob: me too!

by DoobleShit July 31, 2021

Simon

In Twitter terms: usually a journalist, only FT account called Simon is Simples1976, a member of Juice Basement

Person 1: oh Simon tweeted
Person 2: which one?
Person 1: Simples1976

by Simples1976 August 6, 2021

Simmons

A man who is Dutch Irish nerdy and wishes his Sargent was his dad and will usually will ask "You ever wonder why were here?"

Shut it Simmons! Simmons you are such a kiss ass.

by Nothing Airing November 10, 2021

Simon

In certain cultures this name refers to a godly entity, closely related to a gnome-like species. Sometimes also referred to as "Monsi".

Have you ever heard about the legend of Simon?

by Legend_hunter November 20, 2021

Simeon

simeon is so sus, like he can turn anything seggsual. probably talks about dumpys a lot . he also seem crazay but in a good way.

simeon so sus

by licknotlying November 20, 2021

Simon

An individual with the highest level of intelligence. This person is an extremely successful person with a big heart and strong soul. You'd be lucky to have any affiliation with anyone who goes by the name Simon. This also applies to Simone, and Simeon.

That kid Simon is one of the smartest people I have ever met.

by Anonymous7887 August 15, 2021

Simón

Simon is a person with a good personality he is strong and will be committed to what he does. but dont worry he still has a good sense of humor and will be chill .mostly. But one thing to always remember around a Simón (pronounced Simone) don’t call them Simon .

Person1: ohh should I go annoy simón

Person2:well if you do you won’t like the ending
Person1:well then I will just tell him a joke

Person2:sounds good

by Simonotheboss2010 August 25, 2021