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Lucky Shits

The bodily refuse that occurs as a by product of eating too much Lucky Charms breakfast cereal. Usually green in color due to the food dyes contained in the marshmallows, the shade may vary based on how much cereal is actually consumed.
I had a bad case of the Lucky Shits today. It was all because I ate half the box of Lucky Charms this morning. The cereal is magically delicious, I'd do it again in a heartbeat!
by TheLuckyPooper July 30, 2021
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albino shits

When a woman/man who has received anal takes a dump and the cum dyes their fecal matter white
Yeah I did anal with Matt earlier today and the albino shits have been getting to me
by G Huncho November 28, 2021
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Gilman shits

The inevitable hour-long toilet session that any Marietta College student will experience daily after eating anything from Gilman dining hall.
Sorry I'm late man, I had the Gilman shits again.
by colywoly_ August 25, 2023
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The cider shits

The shit you have after a day of drinking cheap cider or other cheap alcohol, that has a recognisable smell or might smell like the alcohol you previously drank.
Ah man I had the cider shits proper bad the other day because i drank white storm and lambrini
by north east knowledge September 24, 2017
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Kibbles N’ Shits

When a dogs shit is so delicious and succulent, it’s worth a second go around. Careful for the corn kernels,
No one is quite sure what will happen to them a second time through.....
Hey man, you’re all out of dog food and you’re days from pay day.

“No sweat man! My dog loves him some Kibbles N’ Shits! Wanna go to Dave and Busters?”
by Filthy fly March 2, 2019
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Kibbles n' Shits

When your dog, cat, friend, or other has a bad reaction to kibbles n' bits dog food.
"Damn dude, my grandma has the kibbles n' shits. Probably shouldn't have put that in her pill planner."
by Moist genitals May 21, 2019
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i’ll shoot your shins

When you shoot someone in the shins with a gun (preferably a strong boi) and they die immediately.
Guy 1: “Dude your name gay”
Guy 2: “Say that again and I’ll shoot your shins mate”
by WeirdoBitchSat January 9, 2020
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