Smash Hammered

When someone gets drunk, intoxicated, or inebriated beyond all reasonable need to be that fucked up.

"Man, last night i got so drunk trying to forget about chelsea breaking up with me I ended up hanging upside down from a street lamp."

"Dude, you were smash hammered."

by Simon5025 October 10, 2012

smash the pan

to have a right good SHIT.

jesus christ did you 'Smash The Pan'' son?

by mr pimpernell October 28, 2013

Smashcan

Having the ability to sex someone,

Angélica might not like PDA, but when we get in private she will smashcan.

by AMiller123 September 20, 2014

Smash Dat

To have sex with someone in an aggressive manner.

"See Janet over their, I'd Smash Dat!" -Friend 1
"Really?! I wouldn't! Too skinny for me," -Friend 2

by stay free March 9, 2015

Smash partner

A sexual intercourse partner

Are you having sex with your smash partner tonight?

by Annoy nous September 2, 2015

Smash Rate

When you rate someone if you'd smash or nah

Guy 1: Wanna smash rate?
Guy 2: Sure
Guy 1: Jennifer
Guy 2: a 6 I'd smash

by Kyweezy November 18, 2016

Smash Jew

A thicc girlie who you just wanna smash. You know?

God, Ella is my biggest smash jew.

by adrianhowell August 14, 2017