Tim: "I weighed 152lbs before I took a shit. After dropping my shit weight, I weighed 150lbs."
Dennis: "Your shit weight was 2 pounds?! What did you eat?!"
Tim: "Some old chinese food and tacos I found in my car."
Dennis: "Your shit weight was 2 pounds?! What did you eat?!"
Tim: "Some old chinese food and tacos I found in my car."
by JoeN January 24, 2013
Get the Shit Weight mug.Stupidity; idiocy; etc. A person who has "shit for brains" behaves stupidly. "Shit for brains" refers to brainlessness.
by RC59 September 4, 2013
Get the shit for brains mug.When someone walks their dog, but does not bring a bag with which to clean up the poop, and has to flee the scene.
Having no intention of cleaning up after your dog.
Having no intention of cleaning up after your dog.
Friend: "Man, that dude's dog just shit in my yard and he didn't clean it up!"
Me: "Oh! It was a shit and run!"
Me: "Oh! It was a shit and run!"
by The 1st Lady February 25, 2018
Get the Shit and run mug.When something happens unexpectedly and you believe that saying this will help cope with the situation.
Mother: 'Jimmy, come up from the basement for supper.'
Jimmy: 'Okay, mother!'
Mother: 'I've invited your high school sweetheart Big Betty too. She says she misses you a lot.'
Jimmy: 'Shit nigga.'
Jimmy: 'Okay, mother!'
Mother: 'I've invited your high school sweetheart Big Betty too. She says she misses you a lot.'
Jimmy: 'Shit nigga.'
by RocEgg123 March 1, 2013
Get the shit nigga mug.by Clayton Bigsby White Power June 1, 2007
Get the Shit Yeah mug.In military parlance it means anything crappy coming from the top of the chain of command will hit everyone down to the bottom. This includes dumbass decision making, disciplinary actions, or simply a superior taking his frustrations out on subordinates.
Privates, I'm knee deep in your ass right now because the 1st Sgt was knee-deep in my ass this morning, and shit rolls down hill!
by enkephalin07 June 29, 2016
Get the shit rolls down hill mug.When you need to do a shit badly; but then suddenly disappears only to come back an hour later with extreme force
may result in shitting yourself or a poo tickle
may result in shitting yourself or a poo tickle
Example One:
Aw man! i was with Bek last night and we started messing around...and wen she took off my pants i had a surprise shit ambush!
Example Two:
The other day John was trying to play a joke on me and mooned me from his car; only to have the joke on him wen he bent over and had a shit ambush all over his steering wheel
Aw man! i was with Bek last night and we started messing around...and wen she took off my pants i had a surprise shit ambush!
Example Two:
The other day John was trying to play a joke on me and mooned me from his car; only to have the joke on him wen he bent over and had a shit ambush all over his steering wheel
by PoPo Dickman March 14, 2009
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