Ruperto

God
the father of christ

the one who gave you light and all the other shit you take for granted.
your co pilot

Obey his will or Ruperto will smite you

by reasonerinbreathes May 10, 2010

emma roberts

the actress who had me blowing their back out last week. also a simply stunning human being and whoever disagrees can suck it.

jake: yo, remember emma roberts?
me: my hot, beautiful, delicious wife who i ate out last week?
jake: yeah.

by babiesheads June 8, 2020

robert

A male that exhibits an extreme amount of flirtation when around any type of female. (i.e. fat, ugly, busted, disfigured, mole on the face) Often can be found employing the tactic of song to attract mates. Is turned on by magnum condoms, blow up mattresses, guitar hero, and blastoise. Likes to use the phrase "i'd do anything once", and once broke up with a girlfriend over world of warcraft.

O God Robert is coming hide your sister.
O God Robert is coming hide your girlfriend.
O God Robert is coming hide you dog.

by A. stoochle December 9, 2008

Robert Plant

One of the greatest rock vocals ever, outclassed only by the likes of Freddie Mercury and Jeff Buckley.

Robert Plant sang the emotional numbers "Since I've Been Loving You," "Stairway to Heaven," and "Babe I'm Gonna Leave You."

by AJB11 August 21, 2005

Robert

He is the man who owns the biggest penis in the world . 12 inches of pure muscle and vains😶. You don’t wanna get fucked by this human being

Robert is the shit, fucks anyone,anything

by Big dick mother fuckaa January 4, 2018

Roberto

The man who will steal all virginities

fag 1: Have you heard about that roberto guy?
fag 2: yeah, the one who steals virginities?
Roberto: give virginities, virgins
fag 1 and 2: wow

by robertoiswatching February 22, 2019

Robert lee

A Red-headed moron who loves to masturbate at night and think about the school girls .Also loves to play baseball

Look at that Robert Lee

by Shifabkbdd April 8, 2019