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Robert Pattinson

Some really overrated actor who is best known for his work as Edward Cullen in the film Twishi-uh I mean Twilight....
He is known to people (when I say people, I mean fangirls and tabloids) sometimes as R-Pattz.

He actually first made his big debut playing Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, and I have to say he was actually good then (this was BEFORE the twilight fangirls and Kristen Stewart came.)
There are some aspects of him which I do like, however, in that he starred in harry potter and (surprisingly) he hates twilight!!
Fangirls absolutely adore him and think he is the fittest man on earth and that he is going to be their husband- no chance there! Those people are idiots. If they are your friends, for the love of God, please stick a Harry Potter book under their nose and force them to watch the Harry Potter films over and over again, this'll show them some sense.
Person 1: Oh Ma gawd Edward Cullen is FIT!

Person 2: You mean Cedric Diggory?

Person 1: NAOOOO EDWARD CULLEENNNNNN! HE'S GUNNA BE MA HUBBY INNIT?!

(Person 2 shows GOF to Person 1)

Person 1: Wow, I must say, Robert Pattinson is more appealing in the Goblet of Fire than in the Twilight saga. Cedric Diggory is a much braver character than Robert Pattinson's other alter-ego, Edward Cullen.
by blahblahblahblah56 August 21, 2011
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hot robert

When you build something up and everyone is expecting something awesome, but you back out at the last second.
Robert's hot robert ruined John's birthday.
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Robert Pattinson

An actor who is idolized by some teen aged girls and thought to be a revolting and gay guy who never bathes by the rest of the world.
He was fairly good as Cedric in Harry Potter, but rather creepy and ugly as Edward in Twilight.
girl: Robert Pattinson is sooooooooooooo hot! omg omg!

boy: Robert Pattinson is the mopst horrible fagot I have ever seen!he ruined my entire life!

me: get a life both of u
by iamthe walrus12345 January 25, 2010
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Robert Pattinson

ugly guy that has to have fake abs put on for his scene without a shirt in New Moon
Girl 1: OMG who's that guy?
Girl 2: Which one?
Girl 1: The one with the bad tan and bad body
Girl 2: Oh that's Robert Pattinson he makes a horrible Edward Cullen. You know the guy who plays Stephan Salvatore in the Vampire Diaries?
Girl 1: yeah what about him?
Girl 2: he would have made such a better edward
by Edward Hater December 31, 2009
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Roger Wilco

Space guy and janitor extraordinaire, main character of the Space Quest series by Sierra On-Line.
When Roger Wilco isn't mopping floors, he is usually out about protecting the universe from super villain Vohaul, escaping the likes of Arnoid, rescuing the Two Guys from Andromeda and hanging out drinking Keronian Ale.
by Noobsin3d October 11, 2011
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Robertõ Milko

Guy: Bro did you watch the game last night? Robertõ Milko shredded ass!”
by HockeyMaster420 December 28, 2019
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dirty roberto

A sexual manouver that envolves a south western Mexican. The Mexican is required to have a small baglama ( Turkish musical instrument ) while being inserted in to any of the participants rectal hole. While this is occurring everyone else taking part in the sexual activity must be freestyle dancing in a middle eastern manner along with the tune of the Mexicans guitar.
Dude, yesterday this party totally turned in to a big dirty roberto
by Rod and Todd August 27, 2008
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