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Robert Pattinson

Basically, sexiest man alive. Sex bomb. My sex on legs. Gorgeous. Amazing. Talented. Everything a girl could ask for.

Best known for his role in Harry Potter GOF, but getting even more well known for his upcoming role as Edward Cullen, vampire sex god extraordinaire, in the movie version of Stephenie Meyer's book Twilight. He will be perfect for the part, so Gaspard Ulliel can suck it!

He has an assortment of adorable nicknames, including R-Pattz and Spunk Ransom, which he came up with in an interview for MTV.

Robert plays piano and guitar, and is a very talented singer. And of course a very very extremely talented actor.

And he is a freaking sexy beast!
Jill: Sara, what are you daydreaming about now?
Sara: My future husband, Robert Pattinson! *swoon*
Jill: Sara, you know you won't actually marry him.
Sara: THATS WHAT YOU THINK. AND YOUR WRONG.

Idiotic, Meaningless Soul: Ugh. I cant believe Rob Pattinson got the part of Edward!
Sara: Excuse me? Did you just complain about Rob getting the part? I thought you said, "I SHOULD DIE."
by saraaintyobaby'sdaddeh October 28, 2008
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Robert Burnside

he is soooooo funny and can ALWAYS make me smile.. i love him so so so much. i don't know what i'd do without a Robert. he's the best boyfriend anyone could ask for. he's super cute and good at everything he does, and he's a beast at drums. Robert has all kinds of friends. everyone loves Robert Burnside. & he's the best kisser everrrr. :) hehehee. i love you babe! <3 you are the best. xoxox.
"bet you wish you had a Robert Burnside in your life"
"yeah, i do. :( he's just soooooooooooooo amazing" :)
by mego leanne October 13, 2011
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Robert Green

When you find yourself in the spotlight of the world, everyone watching, and you f*** up. You normally f*** up a task that could of been done by a child and smart monkeys.
In the world cup, someone kick the ball right you, from about 25 yards, with no real speed. Yet you someone manage to let it roll past you. That's when you know you could only be Robert Green
by Shikari00 June 15, 2010
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Robert Pattinson

Robert Pattinson did a wonderful acting job playing Cedric Diggory in "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire", but lost copious amounts of respect when he gained the role of Edward Cullen in the "Twilight" series.

He is mildly attractive, but the raging fangirls bring his hotness level from a 9 to a 4.
Girl 1: OMG Robert Pattinson is sooo hot!

Girl 2: Yeah, he did a great job in Harry Potter!

Girl 1: You mean in Twilight?

Girl 2: ....no.
by Kaffro March 30, 2010
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Robert Green

Background: Robert Green is known infamously as the goalie who let up the softest goal from USA player Clint Dempsey in the World Cup.

Definition: When a sports player lets up an easy goal to the opposing team leading everybody to hating you and your stupid fuck up.
Dude 1: Hey how was your game?

Dude 2: Fucking terrible! In the second half our goalie pulled a Robert Green!
by The Greenback June 21, 2010
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robert brown

Robert Brown is the kind of guy who words will never be able to fully describe. He's the guy who is there for you when you are down and will celebrate with you when you are happy. He doesn't find himself attractive yet he manages to be the cutest and sexy man you know. The respect he gives you will out way anything you've ever experienced before and it'll make you feel like the Queen(or king) you are. The effort Robert Brown puts forth makes you melt like ice cream on a hot summers day and the happiness you feel from it makes you love him more and more. Despite being shy in person, he definitely not shy in bed. Those strong hands make you feel safer than ever. If you ever get a Robert Brown, the worst thing you could do is let him believe he isn't worth it. He'll make you worth it to him, and you should never let him go.
Girl #1: OMG this guy is so amazing, he's not just boyfriend material, he's husband material.
Girl #2: Dang girl!!! Sounds like you got yourself a Robert Brown!
by SSmnyoduesp March 9, 2017
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robert and natalia

when you are meeting someone and swear you are just friends and nothing more
friend: hey are you and that girl dating
me : no we are just robert and natalia
by unicornDL7 February 11, 2018
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