Prime Meat Text

impressive penis pics from Jeff Bezos sent to his lover, Lauren Sanchez

An alert popped up on Lauren's phone one morning that she thought was an eggplant; when she opened it Lauren realized she'd just received an very impressive Prime Meat Text from Bezos, Amazon's Founder.

by Uncle Joosie June 20, 2019

Optimus prime

Like jesus, but hes a robot

Optimus prime is overpowered and still always dies

by RetardPie115 May 21, 2020

Primal Play

A type of BDSM in which a couple will fight, whoever wins the fight is top for the night

Yo Kyle, wanna do some Primal play after the gym?

by Primal Slut July 11, 2021

Primaa

NJ term being a lazy amalgamation of pretty much.

person 1- are you finished?
person 2- primaa, be right there.

by ikon1 November 19, 2006

Primeday

Following a severe disappointment following Amazon's take on Black Friday sale for it's prime members. Primeday is now a quantitative term to describe someone's huge disappointment about certain event, especially if judging by the signs prior to the the event it was meant to be an amazing event.

Q: Hey man! How's it hanging, how was the party? A: It was a primeday! only one person turned up, my mom...

by Exparty August 12, 2015

prime eagle

One's special talent, gift, or area of expertise.

Steve received an A+ in math class because geometry was his prime eagle.

Eric loved to play all sports, but football was definitely his prime eagle.

by Jesse Hanawalt July 15, 2006

Prime Hydration

A drink that Logan Paul and KSI worked on.

A : Damn, have you seen the new drink that Logan Paul and KSI created?
B : Yeah, it's Prime Hydration. It taste nice.

by Bugymenjagi January 5, 2022