Poser

Poser=Piece of shiter

I met this big poser and he was pissing me off all day

by Zombieman July 26, 2006

Poser

Someone who tries to fit in with something that they are not. In example, a Slipknot fan.

Person 1: "OMG! Duality is like the greatest Slipknot song ever!!"
Person 2: "Oh really? Have you even heard OTHER great Slipknot songs like The Heretic Anthem, Vermillion, Eyeless, Surfacing, or even Wait And Bleed for that matter?
Person 1: "Wait...there's more than 1 Slipknot song?"
Person 2: "You are such a poser."

by Kuro Fox January 29, 2007

Poser Foods

Fake vegetarian food alternatives similar to meat products.

Person #1: Are you having chicken? I thought you were a vegetarian.
Person #2: I still am. This is one of those poser foods.

by Megan the Vegetarian July 29, 2007

Park Slope Poser

A social climber . Someone who hangs out in an environment or neighborhood more exclusive than their own.

Dude #1: Who is that guy, I see him everywhere lately.
Dude #2: I hear he still lives with his parents on Long Island.
Dude #1: Oh, a Park Slope poser.

by shakerrr January 20, 2011

poseur

it's quite simple. anyone who listens to taking back sunday and considers them to be an emo band. or, anyone who considers senses fail to have talent.

95% of the faggots on myspace.

by justin February 1, 2005

poser

a person (im not aloud 2 name names but hey,here we go,yeah rachel stanley,matthew plant,jack beckwith,emma whats her last name,sonia latif,naan bread,millie hawkins)who has no personal style or identity.e.g avril lavigne,lindsay lohan,good charlotte,mcfly.

"you fucking poser"implies the subject is a poser
"im a punk/goth/emo"bollocks.if you know you are then you dont say it,thats just desperate man.
"move your fat,poser ass"please move you huge vile creature wiith no identity.your making me vomit.
"my walls eill eat you"they WILL.

by i love pointed December 28, 2005

Poser

A term to describe someone who is seen as a fake/phony. However, this is a term used mostly by ignorant scum bags who have a great deal of growing up to do. It's one of those words that most civilized people do away with after middle school.

Duncan Disorderly: Dude, that kid's such a poser, I had that look first. (his friend walks in dressed just like him) DUDE I'm loving the look! (they proceed to high five each other and let out a Louis from "Revenge of the Nerds" style laugh)

by I_Shot_The_Sheriff September 19, 2006