Kiddie-pool player 

A player of a board or card game that acts immaturely. E.G. Tries to take back moves, Rubs winning in, Berates themselves or others for losing.

Kiddie-pool player: FUCK, I CAN'T BELIEVE I MISSED THAT. WHY AM I SUCH A RETARD?!?

Player 1:Go play in the Kiddie-pool.

Player 2: Yeah, you're being a real kiddie-pool player.

Kiddie-pool player by Shiftymruzik July 15, 2010

gene pool monopoly 

When one's family tree resembles a straight line - there is a clearly defined line running down to up but nothing much intersecting to provide movement to the left or right. This phenomenon is most commonly observed in eastern Utah and parts of the Deep South - those other pockets do exist.

Dude, welcome to Utah County, home of the Sister Wives. Hey, I might be a redneck, but even I'm not down with gene pool monopoly. Get me the hell out of this Truman Show.

gene pool monopoly by Lovell from UT November 5, 2010

Mexican Pool Party 

When a man ejaculates in the palm of another's hand.

He gave me a Mexican Pool Party, then I had to wash my hands because they were sticky.

Mexican Pool Party by combatvet2008 November 7, 2010

boosh pool 

or pool of bullshit, when someone lies more then once in one conversation

Guy 1: I'm going to tell her I have a job, a car, and my own place.

Guy 2: You better hope she doesn't find out your boosh pooling her.

boosh pool by Brick19 July 11, 2011

Grant Pool

One who does for another, without expecting anything else in return besides acceptance, and is always concerned with his image.

He was totally a grant pool when his idol Weston was around.

Grant Pool by CHAZ&TAMMARA October 26, 2011

Blue pool 

When you pee in the pool and the chemical that turns your urine blue takes effect.

yesterday my little brother took a pis in the pool and it turned into a blue pool when the chemical reaction occurred.

Blue pool by holllaaaaaapoooopyyybooottyyyy August 28, 2012

jewel pool

The pooling of male or female ejactulation in a body contour that holds such pooling.
or (jism)

Jim: "Dude, you should have seen my Jewel Pool I left in Sarah's mouth."
Peter: "Oh yeah, I used the pull-out method on Jenny, and made a jewel pool in her belly button."

jewel pool by Chi McGee February 23, 2014