Mary had a toy doll that was shred to pieces by a passing company executive. The pieces were pookemoned into a new product range that is manufactured in a sweatshop and sold at heavily marked up prices.
Mom: Show your nice friend Billy your Pokeman collection.
Me: 1. It is pronounced Pokemon 2. I haven't liked them since I was 11.
Mom: But just yesterday you made me bring you to the store to buy a pack of Pokeman cards.
Me: Shut up mom! Not in front of my friends.
its when you go to the mall and see these guys around 20 years old or older playing Pokemon and having McDonalds and eating really loudly and it sounds like nom nom nom. and you are standing by going. "they look like my little brother at home...."
so i went to the mall yesterday and these guys were alll pokemonomnomnom
thats horrible! but were they cute.
darling any guy over the age of 15 playing Pokemon is most definitely not cute.
Similar to Milf. Derived from the verb to poke, in the context to have sex with and the noun mom, shorthand for mother. Therefore meaning a mom you'd like to poke (have sex with). Also is a pun on the popular cartoon characters known as Pokémon.