pocket hockey

masturbating with your pants on and all done up, by placing your hand in your pocket and rubbing your penis through the pocket lining

I played pocket hockey during class to keep from falling asleep.

by Justin Joker July 6, 2006

texas hot pocket

When you shit in a girl's vagina and fuck it.

What the fuck else do you want me to say? I gave your girlfriend a texas hot pocket. She was totally down.

by Dsfargeg June 25, 2008

Hot Pocket

White man who wears a red hat and is an ass hole

Go fuck yourself hot pocket!

by Aleksander12 February 15, 2014

Cheesy Alabama Hot Pocket

The act of shitting inside of your partner's vagina while she has a yeast infection, then mercilessly fucking the shit out of her (Literally)
Variations include:
Vanilla Alabama Hot Pocket, Also can be combined with the Dirty Sanchez (depending on how fucking sick you are), Alabama Hot Pocket de Italiano

That bitch don't wash her pussy so I gave her a cheesy Alabama Hot Pocket.

by Frankie-Four-Fingers November 4, 2007

pocky

Delicious and addictive (yet overrated) snackfood. Primary source of food for obsessed anime nerds, especially at anime conventions (places you probably will want to avoid at all costs). Green tea Pocky isn't bad.

"I bought four boxes of Pocky a while ago, and everyone around me ate it. Aww."

by crono June 29, 2003

getting out of pocket

When one is acting crazy, can be used for anything from overexcitement to anger issues and so much more

Kira: OHMAHGOD I WON CONCERT TICKETS! *screams so loud your eardrums bleed*

Leah: Dude, cut the shit you're getting out of pocket right now

by Guanacamo13 September 13, 2013

syrian hot pocket

When one fills a vagina with gasoline, sets it on fire, and has sex with it

Syrian hot pocket is pretty hot!

by MisterMeow11 April 20, 2017