parental controls

dont you mean: ABSOLUTE FUCKING BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!

person 1: my dad put parental controls on my phone

person 2: damn, i feel your loss

person 1: no need to worry, i took care of that piece of shit hides gun behind his back

by AntichamberYellow January 5, 2024

My parents

My parents are great people. Sure they did me dirty when I was young but they learned and grew. Love you mom and dad!

Jim: My parents care for me the best way they can.

Bob: That’s great, man.

by 2nas4ndw1ch December 19, 2024

Parents

Something you will never have

Do you have parents?

by Vbrjvrhrn February 20, 2024

accessory parents

Parents that have kids as an accessory to the outfit or the ensemble of their life style.

This beauty pageant is full of accessory parents

by novium January 11, 2017

Parents

One thing that harry Potter doesn't have (I'm going to azkaban for this one)

He saw his parents on the mirror of erised.

by Emma_1 January 2, 2021

school parent

usually a student a grade above. they will take the honor of acting as a parent to you, at school. they are the best people and deserve the world. if you have a school parent, tell them that you appreciate them.

1: hey man you should meet my school parent.
2: wow they sound cool!

by ghost typewriter January 17, 2020

National Hug Your Parents Day

National Hug Your Parents Day! They love you so much. So them how grateful you’re for them with a hug. 🙈

It’s National hug your parents day 🤯

by Barbie.Blondie.18 January 27, 2022