Spring Onion Sadness

When a female has just consumed a sandwich with particularly smelly ingredients, and the smell of spring onions secretes from her from then on.

That girl over there, got a case of the spring onion sadness

by Shagsmith June 2, 2011

cooked onion

Being fired from your job.

My boss said, "Kiley, I need to let you go. You're all done here - you're a cooked onion."

by huskerbabe79keg September 19, 2013

Bloomin' Onion

When a prolapse anus is present and you place a small cup of dipping sauce in the center. Any sauce is acceptable but "Bloom Sauce" is the traditional favorite.

I railed her till I gave her a pink sock then realized I had a hankering for a Bloomin' Onion so I grabbed some ranch from the fridge and went to town!

by Tallahassee Tallboy August 11, 2017

olivia olson

pretty lady who voices marceline in adventure time and vanessa doofenshmirtz in phineas and ferb. she is a badass and cute <3

"woah man olivia olson is so cool, she has marceline's axe bass as a tattoo"
"yeah dude she's the best"

by hair salon December 10, 2020

French Onion Soup

When someone (or multiple people) shits, pisses and cums in a hot tub.

*Two dudes in a hot-tub*

Liam: I’m going to French onion soup this hot-tub.

Jack: Man please don’t French onion soup this hot-tub.

Liam: no.

*Liam shits pisses and cums with the power and ferocity of 10 suns*

by Strictlybanter November 15, 2022

double wicket maiden onion

deflowering a girl in both passages with the sole lubricant being provided by both parties' tear ducts.

did u see jbone with chunk's sister last night? supposedly went the whole way - double wicket maiden onion!

by winkle79 May 7, 2009

carmalizing his onions

To get someone high on acid in order for them to tell you the truth about something.

"Has he come clean yet? "
"No, but I've been carmalizing his onions for the past three hours. He'll come clean in no time."

by Muddled Bag of Dicks November 30, 2015