by chAMPIRE July 8, 2014
Get the joke shamemug. The action of hearing a quiet joke in class and announcing to the entire class without giving credit to the person who made the original joke.
Teacher: be careful not to get your pipe stuck in the hole.
Sean:(to David) Thats what she said.
David: Awe nice.
David:(to class) THATS WHAT SHE SAID
Class: aww nice one david
Sean: Damnit David that was such a joke stop.
Sean:(to David) Thats what she said.
David: Awe nice.
David:(to class) THATS WHAT SHE SAID
Class: aww nice one david
Sean: Damnit David that was such a joke stop.
by mrkoolaid December 13, 2009
Get the joke stopmug. 
Steve: "Look like you could use some captain in you"
Ryan: (Pause)
Steve: "And I'll be the captian"
Ryan: "OH! The butt joke! Haha"
Ryan: (Pause)
Steve: "And I'll be the captian"
Ryan: "OH! The butt joke! Haha"
by guitarguy07 November 4, 2008
Get the The butt jokemug. Friend 1: "Hey Michelle....the mossy rocks!"
Michelle: "HAHAHAHAHA"
......two hours later......
Friend 1: "...Yeah, just like the mossy rocks!"
Michelle: "ROFL! It was so funny when we found those mossy rocks."
Friend 1: "I think we may over-joke this a bit too much..."
Michelle: "HAHAHAHAHA"
......two hours later......
Friend 1: "...Yeah, just like the mossy rocks!"
Michelle: "ROFL! It was so funny when we found those mossy rocks."
Friend 1: "I think we may over-joke this a bit too much..."
by slayer707 January 3, 2010
Get the over-jokemug. A joke in which contains the line, "So Confucius rolled up on a bitch..." After which the joke teller will insert their own punch line.
-So Confucius rolled up on a bitch and drops the line "Respect yourself and others will respect you.....suck my dick and I'll slip you 5 bucks."
-What a lame Confucius joke.
-What a lame Confucius joke.
by The Bopmaster December 14, 2010
Get the Confucius Jokemug. (noun)
A joke that somebody tells when they first wake up that makes no sense. They come up with it in their sleep, and in accordance with all dream rules and regulation, it makes sense when they are half awake. The humor and logic of the joke usually wears off mid-speak, but because they started the joke, they have to finish it. It is usually replied to with looks of concern, or looks that convey, "What the *&%^ are you on?"
In contrast, the jokes can sometimes be funny if the person you tell it to has experience with the situation you talk yourself into.
A joke that somebody tells when they first wake up that makes no sense. They come up with it in their sleep, and in accordance with all dream rules and regulation, it makes sense when they are half awake. The humor and logic of the joke usually wears off mid-speak, but because they started the joke, they have to finish it. It is usually replied to with looks of concern, or looks that convey, "What the *&%^ are you on?"
In contrast, the jokes can sometimes be funny if the person you tell it to has experience with the situation you talk yourself into.
Jack: Dude, I came up with a wicked funny joke in my sleep. Wanna hear it?
Josh: Yeah, sure, bro. Good morning, by the way.
Jack: Yeah, good morning. K, here goes: Why can't you put fruit in wells? *puzzled face*
Josh: I dunno, why?
Jack: Wait, never mind, it doesn't make any sense.
Josh: No, c'mon man you can't just start a joke and not finish it! Spit it out!
Jack: Uhhhh. . . 'cuz uh. . . they are star fruit?
*pause*
Eruption of laughter
Josh: Dude, that had to be a dream joke!
Jack: Definitely. Sorry bro. Hey is that coffee done yet?
Josh: Yeah, sure, bro. Good morning, by the way.
Jack: Yeah, good morning. K, here goes: Why can't you put fruit in wells? *puzzled face*
Josh: I dunno, why?
Jack: Wait, never mind, it doesn't make any sense.
Josh: No, c'mon man you can't just start a joke and not finish it! Spit it out!
Jack: Uhhhh. . . 'cuz uh. . . they are star fruit?
*pause*
Eruption of laughter
Josh: Dude, that had to be a dream joke!
Jack: Definitely. Sorry bro. Hey is that coffee done yet?
by pi@noguy December 8, 2010
Get the Dream Jokemug.