silly noodle 

Referring to an oblivious person
A dumbass

No I didn't kill your uncle you silly noodle.

silly noodle by dr. nitram June 12, 2016

Ramen noodle

A form of butt play. To eat and/or slurp ramen noodles out of someone’s anus.

1. I think that new girl is freaky. I’m pretty sure she’d let me ramen noodle her booty.

2. Last night I totally ramen noodled that dude.

Ramen noodle by Egm7479 February 26, 2018

Whippin the noodle 

A term used to describe masturbation

Hey Hal stop whippin the noodle!

Whippin the noodle by kirtap May 19, 2005

Eat the Noodle

When you make a guy go down on you when you still have a tampon in...

I make my boyfriend eat the noodle 4-5 days a month...

Eat the Noodle by Erika The Creator August 2, 2008

Port seton-arsegoodle-noodle-poodle 

This definiton is a popular by many. port seton is famous for its anal sex with poodles, while eating noodles bought from the blue corner shop while tickling your dangle berries ( arsegoodles. A male purchases cheap shit out of date noodles and prepares them in boiling water while shoving a poodle up his/her partners anal capacity. Similar to the more favoured, ow ow chiahua rolover, where a chihuaha is entered in any cavity while eating a rolo yoghurt. Extreme caution may need to be taken for example, people sometimes use melted mars bar for lubricant

dat bitc his fiiine, am gonna port seton arsrgoodle noodle podle dat bich tanight, dawwwg

Port seton-arsegoodle-noodle-poodle"

Port seton-arsegoodle-noodle-poodle by Mentalmarkportseton September 7, 2012

chicken noodle soup 

false advertising.
the noodles are not made of chicken.

lipton chicken noodle soup is tasty!

chicken noodle soup by diseased sheep June 24, 2006

crap noodles 

The act of putting an object with small holes in front of your ass when you take a shit, resulting in the shit being squeezed into noodle-like strands.

The fags over in apartment 6 are always dropping crap noodles on the lawn.

crap noodles by Sgt. Baker May 10, 2005