fox news

National Republican Bullshit Network. Watched by ignorant, gun-toting,

flag-waving ultra-nationalistic right-wing Christian fundamentalists who think

George Bush is the new fucking Messiah or something.basically, the scum of

American society who, if they had their way, would turn America in a fucking fascistic

police state in order to feel safe from the "terrorists" (aka: "brown people").

Fox News is only good for laughing at the bullshit those worthless Republicans

like to spew. If you want a real source of news, go the independent route.

by wolf15668 November 3, 2013

new london

A small town in central Wisconsin. Known for drunk fun escapades, underage women, and great fishing!

Im going to New London to get drunk, laid, and catch some Northern!

by M8830M September 2, 2012

new jersey

The greatest place in the entire continental United States. Everyone who doesn't like New Jersey is a communist. There, I said it. Contrary to popular opinion, it doesn't smell there at all, is cleaner than New York, and is home to some of the nicest people ever. Plus, we don't pump our own gas, bitches. Also, home to the most wiggers and emo kids. New York can have them both.

if you dont like jersey, fine, cuz we dont like you either

by Spazztastic January 6, 2005

New Moon

The slightly depressing sequel to the popular Twilight, written by Stephenie Meyer in which Edward(Bella's true love who just happens to be a 'vegetarian' vampire) leaves her and Bella(who is barely holding on to sanity) befriends Jacob Black(a werewolf) is stalked by a vengeful vampire named Victoria(whose mate, James, was killed in the first book). Edward thinks(through miscommunication) that Bella has killed herself and tries to get himself murdered but(luckily) Bella intercedes and they return home.

Twilight-crazed teen girl: "OMG!!! I just finished New Moon!!! It was so sad!!! I can't believe that he left her!!! Well, at least they are back with each other... I wonder what will happen in Eclipse!!!

by bf42 October 9, 2008

A is the new O

Stands for anal is the new oral. This catch phrase is sweeping the nation and actually works from time to time convincing girls to that everyone's doing it and it's not taboo. Made popular by Joe from thatshowjoerolls.com.

"Come on baby, you know that A is the new O..."

by Jim bo bob March 1, 2007

new bombay

An informal name for the nothern part of Edison, NJ

Man! Why is it so crazy down in New Bombay? Why are they trying to be like Iselin?

by Kevin Patel October 25, 2003

New Castrati

Expounder (usually male) of politically correct liberal-progressive sound bites who believes in all left-leaning issues such as global warming, feel-good education, conflict resolution, and so forth.

Examples of the New Castrati include: The Iraq Study Group, France, the NEA, San Francisco, Rosie O'Donell, Bill Clinton, Dennis Kucinich, Al Gore etc....

by Joe Francisco April 16, 2007