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Dr. Conrad Murray

So-called doctor who chose to inject a lethal amount of drugs, including the anesthetic Propofol, into Michael Jackson's body, thus causing him to go into cardiac arrest. People who say Michael killed himself are loons, because for one, Murray PRESCRIBED an anesthetic as a SLEEP AID, because apparently he hadn't heard of, oh, Ambien. And, Michael had no idea A) how to hook up an IV, B) how to put medicine in the IV, or C) how much of the drug cocktail he would need to die. So no, he didn't kill himself. And the death was not of natural causes, so Murray killed him. I mean, jeez. Murray made personal phone calls in the time between when he found Michael Jackson not breathing and the time he called 911. I don't know about you, but if I found someone NOT BREATHING on a BED, I would put them on a floor and administer CPR, and if that didn't work, call 911! But no, first Murray calls his mommy, or whoever, then he calls other people, THEN he calls 911, THEN he administers unnecessarily violent CPR on a BED.
The Drug Fairy did NOT sneak into Michael Jackson's bedroom and O.D. him, people, so accept that Conrad Murray murdered Michael Jackson and hope that he will be charged and convicted for his B.S.
MICHAEL JACKSON'S LAST WORDS: Can I have some more of that stuf that makes me sleep? I really just want to sleep. Please.
DR. CONRAD MURRAY: Well, hmm. This big rich famous pop star just asked me to give him a lethal dose of Propofol. If I say no, he won't pay me. But if I say yes, he'll die painfully.

But if I say no...he won't pay me.
:(

*hooks Michael up to his DEATH, walks away, whistling, daydreaming about all the stuff he's gonna buy with Michael's money*
by I Hate Murderers January 2, 2010
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Murderland

A 4 piece horror punk band from Los Angeles featuring infamous lead singer Mike Murder. Known to be Satan worshipers and pot heads. At one of their shows a man was stabbed in the neck with a broken bottle on stage.
Murderland is 100% pure evil.
by Jescogray April 29, 2006
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murp

Used to imply contentness . Also a good way to respond to a question without giving an answer.
Contentness - After enjoying a cold drink "murp" , after a something is said in your favor "murp"

Nonanswer - Dad : "Son, are you going to mow that lawn today?" Son : "murp"
by oztastico June 15, 2009
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murderlicious

how was that booty last night will???

will: Murderlicious!
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murdoch university

Murdoch University is situated in the suburb of Murdoch in Perth, Western Australia. Stereotypically full of hippies, hence its reputation as a day care centre for middle-class stoners.
Better than any other university in Perth
(on graduating) hey i've got a BA from murdoch university... but at least i didn't go to UWA
by bertnewton January 11, 2009
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Murray County haircut

a shitty haircut that everyone that lives in Murray County, GA must recieve from the same barber. The hair must be cut very short everywhere but right in the front.
John: Woah man, you need to put a hat on

Chris: Why?

John: Your new haircuts awful, you have a Murray County haircut
by American Jumping Bean January 22, 2011
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C-Murder

A man who was trying to make it with a moniker that would catch people's attention but it caught the wrong attention and landed him life behind bars. FREE C_MURDER
C-Murder is very misunderstood because of his name.
by SouthEgagirl October 8, 2003
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