ho muffin

A short home-wrecker. She can be young, older, pretty, or uglier. Watch out! She's quick to steal your man!
See that girl over there? She is such a ho muffin! She's broken up so many homes it's not funny!
by peachpie88 September 09, 2011
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muffin mit

when you take one hand shove it up a girls vagina then while your inside her you make a fist, and then rip your hand out as fast as possibly
dude i gave this chick a crazy muffin mit last night
by kjef October 27, 2011
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Dud-muffin

Complete opposite of a stud-muffin. Not sexy, not cool - a dud.
"That new guy turned out to be a total dud-muffin. He's a real dork."
by Swingal October 12, 2008
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Nutta Muffin

A group of boys form a circle around a muffin. They each jack off until, the last one to get off has to eat the muffin cum and all.
Joe H. invites a rowdy bunch comrades over for a thrilling game of Nutta Muffin. Each boy proceeds to thoroughly pleasure themselves until they ejaculate all of over the muffin. Joe unfortunately, is too slow. He ejaculates last and therefore, must eat the man frosted muffin.
by Augury April 09, 2009
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suicidal muffin

an asdf muffin that wants to "die"
Hey look there its suicidal muffin!
by Jotbot June 01, 2018
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STD Muffin

A man who is very handsome so you have to assume he may get sexual with many ladies and therefore may have an STD.STD is still pronounced stud, just spelled without the letter u.
Girl look at his fine ass,ain he just a STD muffin.
by MaritzaMonique February 27, 2009
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Schwagg Muffin

A chick who thinks she's hot and dresses like a hot chick, but is actually pretty ugly and/or fat.
Guy 1: Dude, look at that fat ugly chick, why does she think she can dress like that? It's just gross.

Guy 2: I know, man. She's a real schwagg muffin.
by Da Moustafocka November 02, 2008
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