meat muffins

The pillowy clit bumbers on either side of a females vajayjay.

If it wasn't for her extra fluffy meat muffins, my pelvic bone would be fractured.

by Outlaw Redneck May 9, 2018

Diaper muffin

When you poop your pants.

So no shit there I was standing at the bridge when it washed out and damn if I didn’t drop a diaper muffin.

by Mom making a difference November 12, 2020

muffin mit

when you take one hand shove it up a girls vagina then while your inside her you make a fist, and then rip your hand out as fast as possibly

dude i gave this chick a crazy muffin mit last night

by kjef October 26, 2011

suicidal muffin

an asdf muffin that wants to "die"

Hey look there its suicidal muffin!

by Jotbot June 11, 2018

Nutta Muffin

A group of boys form a circle around a muffin. They each jack off until, the last one to get off has to eat the muffin cum and all.

Joe H. invites a rowdy bunch comrades over for a thrilling game of Nutta Muffin. Each boy proceeds to thoroughly pleasure themselves until they ejaculate all of over the muffin. Joe unfortunately, is too slow. He ejaculates last and therefore, must eat the man frosted muffin.

by Augury April 8, 2009

Schwagg Muffin

A chick who thinks she's hot and dresses like a hot chick, but is actually pretty ugly and/or fat.

Guy 1: Dude, look at that fat ugly chick, why does she think she can dress like that? It's just gross.

Guy 2: I know, man. She's a real schwagg muffin.

by Da Moustafocka March 14, 2009

STD Muffin

A man who is very handsome so you have to assume he may get sexual with many ladies and therefore may have an STD.STD is still pronounced stud, just spelled without the letter u.

Girl look at his fine ass,ain he just a STD muffin.

by MaritzaMonique February 27, 2009