Trigger milf

1. ???
2. A female associate with whom one engages in occasional awkward, inappropriate courting attempts (this definition has no relation to the term, "MILF")
3. A confused use of the term "MILF"
4. A MILF who can kick ass with a gun

Well, it's Tuesday. Time for me to hit on my trigger milf.

by rismfrosmgosm August 9, 2012

MILF Hunting Season

Males seeking out moms for relations when their kids go back to school to fill their free time. Season goes the entire school year, successful hunt results in MILF and cookies

First day of school, MILF Hunting Season opening day!

by Pfunkyfresh August 29, 2023

milf

Jack’s mum

wow Karen’s a milf

by milfman January 31, 2022

Porcupine Milf

Porcupine Milf is a woman over 50, who goes to bars to get drunk and laid.

Jennifer is a Porcupine Milf, if she had as many pricks sticking out of her, as she's had in her, she would be a Porcupine.

by RealHeartBroken April 16, 2024

milf

mother, i'd like food

it's a joke you milf

by Anymonoymonous November 29, 2022

Milf

Your mom

(Mom i’d like to fuck)

Dudebro : yo their mom’s a milf

Writer: yeah and im their stepdad

Ps. Tell ur mom she looks pretty tonight. I’ll pick her up at 8.

by Dilf&milfhunter May 27, 2022

Milf whip

Mom ride; the type of car a hot mom would drive.

Damn, did you see Jennifer driving around in that milf whip?

by Kountrackula May 20, 2021