microsoft

Noun. A small, flaccid penis.

Suzy was disappointed to see John had a microsoft.

by Lord_G September 27, 2017

Michael Jacksonitis

The craving to always be watching, listening, or dancing Michael Jackson.

I think I have Michael Jacksonitis... I can't stop watching his sexy hips or listening to his angelic voice.

by Swaggy102 April 22, 2015

Hot Michigan

Much like a snowball, a Hot Michigan is the act of blowing a powdery substance directly into another person's anal cavity using only the lips. Once applied, the powdery substance is then returned to the blower's mouth via a hot fart.

Corey: The only way I'll get high is if you blew those drugs right into my ass.
Ryan: I'll do that!
Corey: I swear to God I'll fart them right back into your mouth!
Ryan: Oooo! A Hot Michigan! Let's do this!
Corey: *blank stare*

by Ramertax August 19, 2011

Microsoft Wordjacked

A) When you have a Microsoft Word document you need to edit but only have access to OpenOffice or WordPad.

B) When you need to edit Microsoft Word 2007 documents but only have access to Word 2003 (and no way to download the stupid compatibility pack).

(Dude 1) Dude, how am I supposed to edit this, it's a file full of windings!

(Dude 2) Gotta love it. Microsoft Wordjacked.

by arrggggg May 15, 2009

Miceycle

A very small bicycle which is ridden by a small rodent, usually a mouse.

e.g look at that mouse on its miceycle

by snugglesum November 7, 2009

Mickette

female version of a mick. Irish-American girl. Very hot. Often, but not necssarily has freckles, red hair, and can drink beer with the best of them.

That girl Erin is one hot Mickette!

by SearchingGoogle February 8, 2010

Michalek

MI-HALL-EK - Noun.

1. a well hung man, usually of European descent.
2. a man with large penis.

1. Last night I was with a Michalek. I had to limp home I was hurting so much.
2. I could barely understand what the Michalek at the bar was saying. But I never orgasmed like that before.

by b-mac247 September 28, 2011