mall madness

electronic board game involving a two-story mall made of cardboard and lots of skill.

"yo, sara, wanna play mall madness?"

"yeah, if you wanna get pwnd!!"

by mgsrj January 5, 2008

Mallamew

The absolute coolest science buddy! mallory

I was chillen' with a mallamew the other day dawg.

by garrett6609 April 13, 2008

mallck

Term meaning to have sex in the mall. This can be used for any public store where enough privacy is available and enough balls to pull it off. To Mall Fuck.

Dude, I am so glad I didn't dump her. She drug me to the mall yesterday but halfway through she mallck'd me. Damn she's good!

by Big Pappa Smurfz March 5, 2009

mall rush-rush

When, usually around November and December, the mall is crowded with shoppers and events are slow.

A few years ago, we were in a mall rush-rush.

by Seshie May 3, 2009

mall fort

A fort made from blankets or anything else in a shopping mall parking lot (covered or not) that's used for the purpose of having sex, making love, performing oral, and/or making cumsies.

Them: "Wow! Where have you guys been? You were supposed to meet us at the food court at 12:30! And why are your faces red?!"

Us: "Oh, you know, we were just hanging out in out mall fort and we lost track of time"

by joski519 January 4, 2010

Mall Grizzly

It's a bear that patrols malls, often catching bad shoppers and putting them in mall jails. One of many mall cop animals.

Ralph: It's been a rough day. The mall grizzly out here is really crazy.

Emily: Do you think we can trap them? We need some honey.

Ralph: No, mall grizzlies don't eat honey, they eat money!!

by Dusty's Baby Powder October 11, 2010

Mall Grizzly

It's a bear that patrols malls, often catching bad shoppers and putting them in mall jails. One of many mall cop animals.

Ralph: It's been a rough day. The mall grizzly out here is really crazy.

Emily: Do you think we can trap them? We need some honey.

Ralph: No, mall grizzlies don't eat honey, they eat money!!

by Dusty's Baby Powder October 11, 2010