maths munch

A maths munch refers to someone who adores and is very passionate about maths. They ‘munch’ up any sort of maths work , and very often try to incorporate maths into every activity they do, and attend before and after school maths clubs. Maths munches can communicate telepathically with eachother, sharing their equations, but the majority of maths munches are lone wolves who enjoy to lurk in the shadows. Anything below 90 percent is considered a fail for a maths munch, and they have to go into hiding after this. A food that helps the maths munch brain is chocolate and tuna, which is well known amongst the maths munches as a sacred meal. The original maths munch is a boy named Leon who adores maths with his whole heart ❤️

“Did you see Leon the other day?”
“No i didn’t, he was in 24 hour maths camp”
“What a maths munch!”

by chocolatentuna October 9, 2023

Alien Math

A phrase that simpletons use to call complex mathematics that they cannot comprehend.

*It is Jerry's first day at University. He looks at some equations written out in his class.*
Jerry's Thoughts: Holy crap! That is some alien math! I don't get it at all...

by PrettyMuchHeisenberg September 8, 2018

Potato math

Something that is both entirely pointless and unnecessarily complicated.

Guy 1 “it would take 12 banks of 240000 potatoes wired in series to start a car”

Guy 2 “quit doing potato math and get to work”

by Prince Korr March 15, 2023

Math Moses

A person who is completley divine in mathematics, that wont lead into complete and uncertain consequences.

Fan: Did you know that Micheal Jordan's nickname was "Black Moses"?

Fan2: If he can play basket ball as well as i can do math, i guess you can call me a Math Moses

by PWHAT May 21, 2009

Math Salad

The usage of an improper mathematical formula or spontaneous number crunching usually caused by a sudden lapse in a student or mathematician's mind.

Dave: "That linear equation exam sucked this morning."

Roberto: "Fo sho, homey. I totally had a head full of math salad!"

Dave: "Tavern tonight?"

Roberto: "Damn straight!"

by Chaz114 February 16, 2010

Math is power!

Statement that basically means “WOW! That’s brilliant!”

Spongebob: When your parents see how dumb I act, they’ll think you’re the smartest guy ever!
Patrick: Math is power!

by Plasmus October 13, 2018

Math Class

Math class may often be mistaken for math yet they are in fact very different.

Math on one hand is extremely useful for life skills and job requirements and to succeed in the future... While math class is filled with 90% hot garbage and homework that we have to waste 25 out of 24 hours in our day to complete! ):<

1. You’re almost as bad as math class!

2. You’re so mean! When you die you’re going to math class!

3. Were you born in math class or something! You’re so evil!

by Globnorp.on.instagram February 14, 2018