magestical

to be so majestic that one can be compared to a unicorn stuck in an Indian's body.

"I'm pretty sure that Indian guy Sid is magestical. I don't think he can ever die, 'cause I'm pretty sure he's actually a unicorn."

by Thor, the Mighty June 17, 2013

Magic 8 Ball

The magic 8 ball is a divination device where you ask the ball a question, shake it, and then it gives you an answer.

But secretly, the answer comes from the Devil because if you take the numbers 1 to 8 (ie: 1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8) and add them up you get 36 and if you do the same with the numbers from 1 to 36 you get 666! The magic 8 ball is also black which of course everybody knows is the color of evil!

Joey: Hey Magic 8 Ball will I get a date with that hot blond Sally this weekend?
Magic 8 Ball: Don't count on it! (Evil laugh echos in the ethers in the background)

by Sir Sarcasto February 6, 2017

egyptian magic

1.The coolest sort of magic there is.
2.The coolest person on halo x box live there is who sounds like hes 20 or older but only 13 and 14 in may 2008.

1.Yo dawg did you see egyptian magic jsut rape those noobs!? yeah dawg hes my homie we rape noobs all the time and fuck fat chicks.
2.He rape sauces those nub sauces to the extreme man! rape sauce nub sauce in my rape sauce nub sauce.

by Adam aka egyptian magic April 2, 2008

Magic the Gathering

The salvation for social rejects, Magic is an addictive collectable card game relying only on the player's math and strategy. Magic will consume your life faster than you can say "Mom, I need more money."

I never thought I would ever spend $3.69 for 50 cents worth of paper and ink, but then I started playing Magic the Gathering.

by Magic Rehab Surviver June 1, 2006

Magic Negro

A male or female of African-American heritage that appears in a movie, story, or play, often with some sort of magical, sage powers, strictly for the purpose of providing such wisdom to the white hero, for no apparent reason, but just when he or she needs it the most. They often then immediately depart from the story altogether.

The Magic Negro has no life of his or her own, but seems to see all, know all, and divine all, due to their humble roots and avoidance of the racist white power structure that our hero-of-European-heritage so nobly rebels against. Typically appearing in 19th century- or early-20th century period pieces, the Magic Negro has more recently been seen dispensing his or her powers from within the existing white establishment, as with the character of Morpheus in "The Matrix."

Not to be confused with Barack Obama, who had a lengthy career as a lawyer and state senator which was often overlooked by many American conservatives, eager to pass him off with a dismissive stereotype, despite the fact that upon assuming the Presidency in 2009, had more government and legal experience than George W. Bush did in 2001.

See also, Magical Negro.

John Coffey (Michael Clarke Duncan) in "The Green Mile," Bagger Vance (Will Smith) in "The Legend of Bagger Vance," and Cash (Don Cheadle) in "The Family Man" are all textbook examples of the Magic Negro.

by President Warren G. Harding July 10, 2009

Magellan

When a single continuous turd is long enough to circumnavigate the toilet bowl.

I dropped a massive deuce yesterday-totally Magellan'd it.

by CaptEggo July 7, 2010

magic vagina

1. When a girl is less attractive than the guy she is with

1. When you see an unattractive girl with a really hot boyfriend you say; 'She must have a magic vagina'

by chananel May 17, 2010