Muffin Slope

Slang for a woman's vagina. Analogous with the slang term disco stick in reference to the male penis.

Ex 1: Let's have some fun, this beat is dope, I want to take a ride on your muffin slope.

Ex 2: Todd's mom has one hell of a muffin slope.

by BronzeArmor September 15, 2009

Muffins worth

To get the full potential of something.

G-pooch: 'You going to the gym again tonight?'
T-dog: 'Yeh mate, getting my Muffins worth'

by G-pooch January 15, 2009

Freedom Muffins

Formally known as 'English Muffins', Freedoms Muffins are a term if you think they still taste good but hate England.

Yo pass me those Freedom Muffins and some butter. Oh shit, did you see the oil spill... fuck BP! Colberttttttttttttttttttttttt

by 62293Colbert802 June 16, 2010

suicidal muffin

an asdf muffin that wants to "die"

Hey look there its suicidal muffin!

by Jotbot June 11, 2018

Nutta Muffin

A group of boys form a circle around a muffin. They each jack off until, the last one to get off has to eat the muffin cum and all.

Joe H. invites a rowdy bunch comrades over for a thrilling game of Nutta Muffin. Each boy proceeds to thoroughly pleasure themselves until they ejaculate all of over the muffin. Joe unfortunately, is too slow. He ejaculates last and therefore, must eat the man frosted muffin.

by Augury April 8, 2009

quail muffin

someone with boob acne

guy 1: eww gross whos that she has bob acne
guy 2:oh thats ashley shes a quail muffin
guy 1: ew get her away!

by bahahhahah123 September 25, 2011

Schwagg Muffin

A chick who thinks she's hot and dresses like a hot chick, but is actually pretty ugly and/or fat.

Guy 1: Dude, look at that fat ugly chick, why does she think she can dress like that? It's just gross.

Guy 2: I know, man. She's a real schwagg muffin.

by Da Moustafocka March 14, 2009