Limpopo

To have a hot sex session.

Also used for someone you've had or are having sex with.

I limpopoed that lady yesterday. That guy is my Limpopo.

by Soyinka October 12, 2015

Lumpy custard

Something or somebody that's difficult, problematic or troublesome.

My elderly mother can be lumpy custard.

by Paulsteven August 10, 2016

lumpy jeans

When you get a boner while wearing jeans and the jeans won't move and it feels weird as hell. Also a great excuse to go the bathroom after an awkward conversation

Ahh crap guys, I got lumpy jeans. Gotta go.

by Aiden226 June 21, 2016

Limp

When a mans penis is no longer erect but not fully shrunk this is called 'limp'. It is usually covered in bodily fluid at this point.

Girl: Common keep going!
Boy: can't... I'm limp

by XBIGBLACKMANX June 27, 2016

Limping Coyote

A woman so ugly that looking at her makes your dick limp. A trick comprised of placing a poster or image in the line of sight during intercourse, used by high school and college boys to extend their sexual encounters or to prevent premature ejaculation.

Dude, is that poster of Donatella Versace your limping coyote?

by FRAGSTER23 November 30, 2016

Lispy nonsense

A language that 2 Girls. (Lucia,Brooke) made up and shared it with their friends (Samantha, Rhianna, Olivia and lily.g) the language is called 'lispy nonsense' It comes from the south coast of Thailand!

At the end of any word you add letter/letters on the end depending on what type of word it is-
Plural- zs
Mascaline- z
Feminine- s
How ever their is some famous phrases in lispy nonsense like... 'sweet as a nut'

Words&phrases-
Hellos
Yess
Noz
Screw you
Sweet as a nut
I guess...
Seee yaa
Nartz
Ahh nuts
Lispy nonsense

by Sammy.J December 23, 2016

lumpy chunks

the result of a gassy friend consuming big red

mom!!! emma left lumpy chunks on my floor!!!!!

by yourlocalstainlesssteeldumpste April 24, 2017