Junk clunk

When a man’s balls smack his inner thigh creating and clapping sound

“Oh my god Brian, your balls just slapped your thought” she said. “Stop! That was a junk clunk!”

by Freddyyyyy February 11, 2024

bird-flip junk-thrust taunt

When a man grabs his crotch and shakes it or thrusts it outward while giving the middle finger.

Dude, he just gave you the old bird-flip junk-thrust taunt. You must have really upset him.

by anonymous August 11, 2024

junk pocket

A place to store items, by your junk. Works extremely well.

Dude 1: hey can I borrow a pencil?

Dude 2: Sure.

Dude 1: Where did you put that?

Dude 2: In my junk pocket.

Dude 1: Nice.

by MyChemIsAwesome January 16, 2017

shrunk junk syndrome

A person who is abusing or overdosing on steroids.

Lil' bro over there has shrunk junk syndrome because he is roided up.

by anonymous December 11, 2025

Junk

its like trash for hard way and more bad way to say

you are a junk

by YouTube guyswild January 4, 2018

flaming junk ball

how your balls feel when you mistake the BenGay for KY jelly.

i rolled over to grab the KY jelly , and mistakenly grabbed the GenGay my girl friend left on the night stand,now i know what a flaming junk ball is!!!

by topdog14 September 19, 2016

"junk" filter abuse

Where you falsely tag one or more legitimate e-mails as "spam" merely because you'd prefer not to read the messages due to their containing unwelcome content, such as reminding you that you owe money, are responsible for performing certain arduous/unpleasant tasks, etc.

Practicing "junk" filter abuse may indeed prevent unwelcome e-mails from showing up in your inbox, but it merely "delays the inevitable"... the chickens are still gonna come home to roost eventually (i.e., your creditors and/or da cops are still gonna come knocking on your door in da end), but by then they will be "cackling mad" at your selfish/offhanded ignoring of them and their genuine issues with you, and so they will likely scatter poop and loose feathers all over you (i.e., deal with you a lot more harshly) when they finally arrive on your doorstep, rather than just placidly settling down in their stalls for the night, the way they probably would have if you had simply addressed their concerns in a timely/appropriate manner in da first place!

by QuacksO October 28, 2018